Alissa Shiffman

I don't really use Twitter but when I do it's because my husband is making fun of my football knowledge

[Alissa Shiffman @MsCoachShiffman]

@CoachShiffman Direct quote from this same human when the Bears were down: "The Bears are the worst team in the NFL".

[Alissa Shiffman @MsCoachShiffman]

@CoachShiffman I'll get to the pens after I change out the empty toilet paper rolls you left 😘

[Alissa Shiffman @MsCoachShiffman]

@coachshiffman your sister sent this to me and I feel so heard! #singlewivesclub #coachswife #seeyouinnovember

https://t.co/1UMi3NLLwM

[Alissa Shiffman @MsCoachShiffman]

@CoachShiffman #getthedivorcepapersready

[Alissa Shiffman @MsCoachShiffman]

@CoachShiffman For those wondering, here is my summary from the little bit I caught while not feeding the baby:
Football player (who I thought was Hopper from Stranger Things only to realize he's the uncle from One Tree Hill 😂) sexually harassed a woman at the gym. She beats him at tennis.

[Alissa Shiffman @MsCoachShiffman]

@CoachShiffman (cont) he takes her on a motorcycle ride but really wants to live in the edge so he races off and jumps a cliff. She's upset but makes out with him anyway. And then I think some football things happened but I fell asleep.

[Alissa Shiffman @MsCoachShiffman]

@CoachShiffman Every time I see the word feed on that schedule this is what I'm thinking ⬇️

[Alissa Shiffman @MsCoachShiffman]

@CoachGarciaIII @CoachShiffman That is amazing!! 🤣

[Alissa Shiffman @MsCoachShiffman]

@CoachShiffman To be fair, I purposely do not pay attention to the Bears because I am A PACKER FAN! 💚💛 Second, my next comment after that was that I knew the starting quarterback was Justin Fields. Third, I've been busy growing your child and have pregnancy brain so cut me some slack.

[Alissa Shiffman @MsCoachShiffman]

@CoachShiffman And just remove a zero and our square footage is basically the same.

[Alissa Shiffman @MsCoachShiffman]

@CoachShiffman False! To clarify this accusation, I said that Phish tries very hard to sound like The Grateful Dead.

[Alissa Shiffman @MsCoachShiffman]

@CoachShiffman He's a keeper

[Alissa Shiffman @MsCoachShiffman]

@CoachShiffman Keep in mind an hour ago he was divorcing me over a crewneck sweatshirt 🤣

[Alissa Shiffman @MsCoachShiffman]

@CoachShiffman You're lucky you're on the road, mister!

[Alissa Shiffman @MsCoachShiffman]

@CoachWatsonWAF @CoachShiffman Commitment is one word for it 😂

[Alissa Shiffman @MsCoachShiffman]

So so proud of @CoachShiffman and the entire Foresters football team on a 10-0 season and much deserved Conference Champ title! #ForesterFamily

[Tony Shiffman @CoachShiffman]

10-0 Conference Champs! #OLineOhYeah #ForesterFamily

[Alissa Shiffman @MsCoachShiffman]

@RippinNSnortin @CoachShiffman He has been doing a great job of this!

[Alissa Shiffman @MsCoachShiffman]

@CoachShiffman @Rivals @ESPN300News I only speak the truth.

[Alissa Shiffman @MsCoachShiffman]

@CoachShiffman You just described the perfect husband 😆😋