Ms. Connors Mom

Sh*t the neighbors kids say

[Ms. Connors Mom @MsConnorsMom]

Why is my kid crying?
Because he asked me to open a snack.
And I did.
#sawyerstories #parenting #momlife #boylife #toddlers #terribletwos

[Ms. Connors Mom @MsConnorsMom]

Put my Christmas tree up today.

My kid said “OMG mom, why did you do that?!? Why!?!”

Because I pay the damn bills. That’s why. And it costs me zero dollars to be happy. But it’ll cost you all your gifts to be an ass.

#momlife #christmas #boylife #parenting

[Ms. Connors Mom @MsConnorsMom]

It’s to the point that I’m just going to caffeinate until I can wineinate.
#parenting #parentinglife #momlife #boymom #family #kids #motherhood #caffeine #wine #WineWednesday #ToddlerLife #dailyparenting

[Ms. Connors Mom @MsConnorsMom]

“Bro, what are you doing?”
“Praying.”
“About?”
“I can’t find the remote and I need God’s guidance to find it.”

#parenting #momlife #boylife #connorchronicles #sawyerstories #sendwine #parentingwin

[Ms. Connors Mom @MsConnorsMom]

“Ms. Connors Mom. Sawyer said shit up!”

“Well he’s 2 so....”
#parenting #Snitchesgetstitches #neighborhoodmom #momlife #boymom #parentingwin #kids #toddlers

[Ms. Connors Mom @MsConnorsMom]

I mean, he’s not wrong.
#michaeljackson #mj #thriller #halloween #connorchronicles #trickortreat #HappyHalloween #parentingwin #canteven #thingskidssay

[Ms. Connors Mom @MsConnorsMom]

Pro tip: Don’t buy name brand snacks.
Brand name snacks = more kids that come over to eat.
I’m working for extra wine y’all. Not extra Cheetos.
#parenting #parentingtips #momlife #singlemom #boylife #parentingfail #parentingwin #boymom #protip

[Ms. Connors Mom @MsConnorsMom]

“Ms. Connors Mom, Can I make a waffle? I know how to make them”
“Sure”

25 minutes of the smoke detector determined that was a lie.
#boymom #waffles #7minuteswastoolong #family #food #smoke #sendwine #momlife

[Ms. Connors Mom @MsConnorsMom]

I’m baaaaaaack!
Now known as “Ms. Connors Mom”.
This is real life y’all.
#momlife #boymom