♛ Dani ♛

secret superlative. punk-ass book jockey. for external use only. She/her/auntie

[♛ Dani ♛ @MsDaniMendus]

Tiny toilet

[bailey moon a deux @baileymoon96]

this is the funniest sequence of texts i’ve ever received

[WPXI @WPXI]

After nearly 30 years, Pennsylvania will end state funding for anti-abortion counseling centers https://t.co/jWEjsuSHdi

[Dora Dora Dora 🇭🇹 @TinyPrincess_D]

Well

[♛ Dani ♛ @MsDaniMendus]

@kwmurphy With French fried potato garnish?

[♛ Dani ♛ @MsDaniMendus]

@BillCorbett To most guys? Just a hole is a goal

[♛ Dani ♛ @MsDaniMendus]

I need friends for tasks and I have gifts to give! #pokemongo

Let's be friends in Pokémon GO! My Trainer Code is 7465 6853 6031!

[♛ Dani ♛ @MsDaniMendus]

@TraceBeaulieu I’m amazed they don’t rule the planet

[♛ Dani ♛ @MsDaniMendus]

@jondaly @RegularSizedJon I mean, I listen every episode. Do I get a mention? Nooooo, you fools would rather mention Harry Woliner than a fellow Pittsburgh native…

[Scott Aukerman @ScottAukerman]

On this week’s @ComedyBangBang it’s the 14th Anniversary Special! Featuring faves and raves from the CBB extended universe!

Listen anywhere you get podcasts!

[♛ Dani ♛ @MsDaniMendus]

@ScottAukerman Looks more like That Man…

[Kevin T. Porter @KevinTPorter]

Hi, I’m the casting director for the new Lilo & Stitch film. We’re so excited to bring this amazing story to life and share our ohana with yours ❤️🌊🏄

[The Late Show @colbertlateshow]

Evans Chebet has won the Boston Marathon, taking less than three hours to pass all 80 Dunkin’ Donuts.

[The Late Show @colbertlateshow]

I just took a midi-chlorian test, turns out I'm a hundred percent that Sith...

[♛ Dani ♛ @MsDaniMendus]

@JerryOrdway Belly belly good!

[♛ Dani ♛ @MsDaniMendus]

@cooIboobs wu is crazily out of touch, always has been

[Scott Aukerman @ScottAukerman]

Remember to watch this on @NetflixIsAJoke tonight with your loved one, and POUND. THAT. MATTRESS!

[♛ Dani ♛ @MsDaniMendus]

@layloqasim My NUMBER ONE THOUGHT. Absolutely agreed

[Bobby @bobbyberk]

Carole Baskin is innocent!
Her husband, Don Lewis was found alive in Costa Rica. Here is the first photo of him in 10 years. #carolebaskin
For real though… he’s alive.