Daphne Alice

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[Daphne Alice @MsDaphneAlice]

@PFTompkins I didn't know you moonlighted on Antiques Roadshow!

[Daphne Alice @MsDaphneAlice]

A belly button is like a butt hole only tighter.

[Daphne Alice @MsDaphneAlice]

2 facts about sex:

People come from it.

[Daphne Alice @MsDaphneAlice]

Be ashamed. Be very ashamed.

[Daphne Alice @MsDaphneAlice]

My wife just cut me bangs for the first time in my life. 🌈😃🥰 It's all about my fringe and my minge. 🎶

[Daphne Alice @MsDaphneAlice]

The shape, the Amorphous shape. I've not yet perceived thee.

But I doth suspect thine is poo poo and pee pee.

[Daphne Alice @MsDaphneAlice]

@Salman_ganai_2 Are you from the 70s?

[Daphne Alice @MsDaphneAlice]

Teeth, am I right?

[Daphne Alice @MsDaphneAlice]

Yahtzee Nazi.

[Daphne Alice @MsDaphneAlice]

You ever pee so much it makes the toilet automatically flush??

[Daphne Alice @MsDaphneAlice]

@EverBow Beautiful! 😻 Reminds me of corals.

[Bow Ever Down @EverBow]

an amazing out of this world album that has just been released on bandcamp.. so many talented vocalists including Bow Ever Down

[Daphne Alice @MsDaphneAlice]

Would you rather...

Have explosive diarrhea, without warning, for life?

Or

You accidentally discharge a firearm, killing a cat? Nobody sees it.

@CBBWYR

[Daphne Alice @MsDaphneAlice]

Podcasting killed the radio star.🎶

[Daphne Alice @MsDaphneAlice]

I'd love to meet Reynold. I am a big fan of his wraps.

[Daphne Alice @MsDaphneAlice]

@thecatcameback Hi, Theresa. I love you 💞. Sorry, I don't use Twitter and do not know of what you speak. 😅😅💞🌈🎶❤️

[Daphne Alice @MsDaphneAlice]

Now you've gone and scared my kids! Are you happy?

[Daphne Alice @MsDaphneAlice]

Man did not invent biology. Biology discovered man. 11:09

[Daphne Alice @MsDaphneAlice]

Every November first I get the Reese's Feces. 🎃

[Daphne Alice @MsDaphneAlice]

Thank you for coming to my Theodore Talk. 💯