Sorry guys but putting water in porridge and in a protein shake instead of milk is criminal and should be a punishable offence. If any of my toys do this in front of me. The punishment is extended denial because no way ๐ญ
I sometimes feel like the embodiment of the Irish stereotype and I live for it. Could drink you under the table, witty, charming and not afraid to say whatโs on my mind. If the shoe fits ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
If you were ever wondering, I am absolutely up for getting smashed on a date. At a reasonable hour and in an ambient setting, like the civilised woman I am ๐