Jess

. Opinions my own.

[Jess @MsJess_S]

👀

[Book City @BookCityTO]

Live to buy now! Touques and T’s!

[ryan 🎧 @trackfiveguy]

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https://t.co/l0px4G8860

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

14 years ago, on september 1st, alison dilaurentis disappeared from rosewood

[annie-mai @anniemaisocial]

no one in marketing has all three:

· sanity
· approval from legal
· the ability to make good memes

[lindsay❁ 🇨🇦(taylor’s version) @lindsayswift13]

“you’re on the waitlist…but hang tight”

[Jess @MsJess_S]

Text messages from my brother really keep me on my toes.

[Jess @MsJess_S]

you want dark and twisted? @lizzienugent is it. #strangesallydiamond

[Nicole Pomarico @nicolepomarico]

Taylor Lautner is the only one doing celebrity right. Take the money from your giant franchise and enjoy your quiet and unproblematic life. Marry a nice person with the same name as you. Practice your backflips in obscurity until Taylor Swift asks to see you.

[Jess @MsJess_S]

@EastYorkBasebal what method of payment do you accept?

[Jess @MsJess_S]

today's mood.

[Jess @MsJess_S]

@EastYorkBasebal where is the new schedule?

[Jess @MsJess_S]

accurate.

[fancy drew @nicolahearts]

mr brightside is millennial sweet caroline

[Jess @MsJess_S]

@karenwritesalot best of luck Karen!!

[Jess @MsJess_S]

so, so thrilled for you @NitaProse 🍾

[Nita Prose @NitaProse]

So this happened: #TheMaid has sold over one million copies! Readers: thank you. 🥹😊

[Jess @MsJess_S]

cleaning out the notes on my phone and discovering my comp thoughts on a manuscript in 2020 😂

[Jess @MsJess_S]

elder millennials if you want to be up in your feels + angst may i suggest this playlist? cc @justme_rod https://t.co/z8B9DghmTV

[Jess @MsJess_S]

OMG I LOVED THIS BOOK. This casting is amazing.

[Jess @MsJess_S]

temporarily working from the kitchen and it turns out my ideal laptop height is 4 @Skinnytaste plus 2 @HBHarvest

[Jess @MsJess_S]

a deeply personal cut.

[Colin Diersing @cdiersing]

Taylor Swift fandom is Q-Anon for people who were a pleasure to have in class

[Jen Psaki @jrpsaki]

This story made my day.