Karen Fisher ☮️🟧*️⃣

Single, childless, no cats

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Happy #9to5day ✨

[Karen Fisher ☮️🟧*️⃣ @MsKJFisher]

@MarkJCarney If I like enough of these tweets, will they let me in, do you think? 🤔🤞🏼❤️🇨🇦

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

that does seem to be a recurring theme in this White House

[Karen Fisher ☮️🟧*️⃣ @MsKJFisher]

@DANKCHAINS @janecoaston Hahahaha and she was in the airline food cart???! This is so delicious

[evie 🧡🖤✨ @eviedead2]

imagine you’re with your co workers and you find an exact copy of your bare butt cheeks like what do you even do in that situation

[Karen Fisher ☮️🟧*️⃣ @MsKJFisher]

@RonFilipkowski It’s a v weird dynamic, but I don’t believe he has any remaining physical ability to engage in a sexual affair. I frankly can’t fathom him putting himself into the “cart” or small space of any kind. Imagine him crouching down & being able to get back up again?? Lofl not happening

[Zara Quinn @_Zaraquin]

I just don’t understand how you’re going to call someone “Sleepy Joe” for years and then proceed to literally fall asleep in the middle of every press conference all the time.

[Karen Fisher ☮️🟧*️⃣ @MsKJFisher]

Mikey Johnson and the Gelatinous Blobs 🎶

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

Republicans have the majority. They could constrain Trump on war, on slimy tax deals, on his corruption.

But to do that, they would actually have to grow a spine. So far, they’ve demonstrated they’re just a bunch of gelatinous blobs.

[Kevin Roose @kevinroose]

[opens the portal to the godlike superintelligence that solves 87-year-old math problems and carries out autonomous cyberattacks]

“how long peanut butter good in fridge”

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Has someone tried leaving a piece of lettuce outside his room????

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."

-Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953

[Silicon Valley Fodder @Playerinthgame]

I sometimes feel we've REALLY lost our perspective lately because $112 billion in net profit in a year is an INSANE amount of money, yet Apple is saying it's forced to increase prices on consumers. We should just be so much angrier about all of this.

[Pedro L. Gonzalez @emeriticus]

There is no amount of money you could offer me to humiliate myself on a daily basis the way Vance does. The guy simply has no core, no shame, no charisma. He is the purest sock puppet to ever disgrace political office, an empty suit making human sounds.

[Sheldon Whitehouse @SenWhitehouse]

Scum, it’s sometimes called. Just sayin’.

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

The reason margaritas taste so good is because they are a spiritually safe drink

They have a salt circle that wards off evil

[Karen Fisher ☮️🟧*️⃣ @MsKJFisher]

@SenWarren Rude!

[grant👨🏻‍🦱 @urdadssidepiece]

The vibes in New York rn

[Will Manidis @WillManidis]

we live in age of great moral panics about things that don’t matter and zero moral outrage over some of the most egregious societal sins we’ve ever seen

[Covie @covie_93]

The man who promised to fix inflation on day one took inflation from 2.9% to 4.2% and says he 'loves' it.

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.