kaity✨

I've got deviants to see and a novel to finish. - Miss Perky || she/her || 31 || 🩷💜💙

[kaity✨ @MsKaityMonster]

Hozier stamp of approval:
(He misspelled my name but it's okay I still love him)

[Hozier @Hozier]

@tordsoftbot Katie McGrath is genuinely one of the best people I've met. So so talented and just the most charismatic person

[kaity✨ @MsKaityMonster]

@kimpossihoe How does it feel to be right all the time

[kaity✨ @MsKaityMonster]

Right before Covid hit I had the best karaoke of my life and one of the students tweeted about it. A defining moment.

[kaity✨ @MsKaityMonster]

Having seen NPMD makes this even funnier

[kaity✨ @MsKaityMonster]

@JoeyRichter, fully 31: "I'm just a high school kid."

[kaity✨ @MsKaityMonster]

I miss Jon a little bit. Who's gonna shout "Boats and hoes" at strangers with me?

[kaity✨ @MsKaityMonster]

A nice man singing "Time To Say Goodbye" on the Voice, oblivious to my brothers and I screaming "BOATS AND HOES"

[Kev @klew24]

“SAY DRAKE…”

[culture @notgwendalupe]

Kendrick Lamar's Full Super Bowl Halftime Show performance #SuperBowl

[ꫀׁׅܻ ꩇׁׅ݊ 👻 @emmthegr8]

The revolution ab to be televised, you picked the right time and the WRONG GUYYYYY

Bodied.

[kaity✨ @MsKaityMonster]

@emmthegr8 I literally looked at my group going "omg my twitter tl called it"

[kaity✨ @MsKaityMonster]

@NFLonFOX why does the score graphic look like we drew it in canva from a template for a high school history class playing Jeopardy?

[kaity✨ @MsKaityMonster]

@loveyourlight Much as a man is wont to do.

[kaity✨ @MsKaityMonster]

@loveyourlight Tina I usually stay on the fringes of others' lives but I must step in to say make sure he actually read it and didn't decide to garner support by using a booktok buzz word. Men do that.

[kaity✨ @MsKaityMonster]

@kimpossihoe Although that prop 6 thing is insane and disgraceful so. not all problems solved.

[kaity✨ @MsKaityMonster]

@kimpossihoe California!! Come hang with me and Ads and Michele

[kaity✨ @MsKaityMonster]

heard from a friend that an entire middle school population of boys thought that if Harris won, they'd be forced to "become trans" so, no, this isn't alarmist.

[kaity✨ @MsKaityMonster]

my new favorite joke from Bob's Burgers is when Bob describes an exact scene from The Birds and Teddy says "you called it shot for shot" thank you and goodnight.

[kaity✨ @MsKaityMonster]

the only thing stopping you from eating a messy or sticky food with a fork and knife are people telling you "JUST PICK IT UP" like they're gonna wash your hands FOR you

[kaity✨ @MsKaityMonster]

@kimpossihoe actually it makes me distrustful of influencers, next question

[kaity✨ @MsKaityMonster]

there's a woman at this wedding who stopped at my table to tell me I have the prettiest guest dress at the entire event and then I let my niece chew on my sleeve so. priorities.