____𝒟𝒻𝓌 𝒦𝒶𝓇𝑒𝓃 💕

Baker|| Premium Igbo woman|| Gym🏋️‍♀️|| A Bully’s Worst Nightmare👌

[Shona 💜 @thelady_shona]

@0neCHAD na you finish your money but na she be komodo dragon 😂
you just wanted to run away with her money cos you're a leech yourself. if it was that easy, why did you spend so much on your own shopping without thinking of the remaining days? ehn gold digger 😂😂😂

[____𝒟𝒻𝓌 𝒦𝒶𝓇𝑒𝓃 💕 @MsKarenchichi]

The Face and her Favorite brand of wine💕

[____𝒟𝒻𝓌 𝒦𝒶𝓇𝑒𝓃 💕 @MsKarenchichi]

@adaezennaji_ @wrld005 This is literally my reality

[Sad Papichulo. 🥲🍑 @Chief_Papichulo]

They are better than yahoo boys. The vast majority of men now are empty. No knowledge, no skills, no sense.

Just soap and paying client.

[Princess Eve💊 @Princez_eve]

Someone will post their partner and you’ll be in their quotes telling them they shouldn’t post their partner, or that you can’t post your partner, or whatever it is you’re tryna say.

As per you are who ????

Some of you don’t even know how s!lly you sound.
Telling adults how to live their lives can be so s!lly
I genuinely don’t know who asked you for your unsolicited opinion or advice. 😭

[RAZOR BLADE @razorblade300]

Majority of African men beat their wives for fun but this man has beaten his wife to d£ath💔😭

I could see the regret in his eyes but he should face cap!tal punishment😥

[weightlossmessiah @shredwithQpid]

Guy i genuinely cannot believe the amount of supporters APC has, I don’t understand it, no be this same Nigeria all of us Dey suffer?

[Esther Umoh @EstherUmoh10]

Protesters???
The SA on youth to the governor was with the thugs. The security personnel didn’t even flinch. They attacked our convoy with harmful weapons and you dare call them protesters????? My equipment was destroyed in the process of trying to get away from them. What were they protesting for? Is Peter Obi one of the bandits that attacked over 200 plus of their people the other day? Don’t piss me off!!!

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

Do you know the most annoying and scary thing about this Senator Buba issue?

The boy who exposed him, Hassan, may have just risked his life for nothing. No one is going to do shit about it. We’re coward, useless, & stupid, at the same time.

We failed Hassan and Nigeria!

[◉⁠‿⁠◉ @f3ranmie]

walai i dey self aware gan, e no get anything wey you wan mention about me wey go be news to me

[𝓢𝓮𝓻𝓪🧚🏾‍♀️sells Everything ✨ @everytingseraph]

“I hope you’re not a Feminist”

In 2026? 😭

[Vampz @Hybrid_Ola]

The older child ran , she chased him and unalived him
It was premeditated!

[Beauty🥰🤑👸 @lady_ann01]

If you like talk to me every minutes shi shi you no go see

[KT @Kahytie]

“Sir are you buying yoghurt because you want to make parfait?”

No I just want to have some yoghurt.

“Oh okay. I would have followed you home o. I’m craving parfait”

I have a gf, she’s currently in my house.

“Who told you that I’m scared of a gf? I’m not scared of anybody o”

SOME OF YOU ARE ALREADY MAD BUT YET TO BE DIAGNOSED. PARFAIT???? COW BREAST MILK???

[Sole Woyinka @_littlehuman_]

One thing I am grateful for is how I can go from limerence straight to apathy.

No in-between. I either think you are the best thing after sliced bread, or I simply no longer care for your existence.

[Mariam @Mariam_rayy]

One thing that scares me is that I can not be love-bombed into sending a man money, but I can be friend bombed into it 😭😭😭.

I love my friends soo much. Omggg

If I made a friend and they need help, I’d want to help 😭. They can actually scam me😪.

[Chief £ne @_Ojonya]

Thank goodness for feminism o. This rubbish wey I cook this night, them for flog me for village square.

[Walter 🇳🇬 🇵🇭 🇨🇦 @gamerwalt]

You invited 3 friends home after church and promised them pounded yam without asking your wife.

Are you normal bayi?

Why do people do this?

[Jaygirl for Peter Obi @Ewonubari_]

I pity who dey follow me do relationship. You will do as I say and say as I do. This princess is supposed to be kept happy at all times.

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

A set of Albinos got really emotional as they shared how hard it was growing up for them and how they got really bull!ed by their peers 🥹💔