Kate, Her Mama Tried

Bizarre person who tweets stuff here. You know you love it.

[Kate, Her Mama Tried @MsKaty]

@ABC @KFIAM640 Oh no, I’m just so heartbroken for his family, and all of us who loved to hear him sing! Godspeed, Mr. Bryson.

[Kate, Her Mama Tried @MsKaty]

@shesbonky Yeah, it ain’t her clothes, just PUT SOME DAMN SHOES ON. You cut them toes off with that lawnmower, don’t you come running to me!

[Kate, Her Mama Tried @MsKaty]

@notcapnamerica 1) Context clues are a whole thing.

2) If you don’t get it, clearly it’s not for you, scroll on. But I bet they get mad when people speak in a language other than English around them. That reminds me, I need to remind my husband we need to increase our fluency in German.

[Kate, Her Mama Tried @MsKaty]

@notcapnamerica I buy the mix in bulk, add grated cheddar, and melt butter, mix in garlic powder, and brush that over the tops of them. And also mix melted butter into the mix.

I don’t ever have to go to Red Lobster again.

[Kate, Her Mama Tried @MsKaty]

@lizones Yes, Lord, I have seen what you’ve done for others.

[Kate, Her Mama Tried @MsKaty]

@KTLA Note to you anti-science morons who will immediately pretend you have education: you’re the reason shampoo bottles have warning labels. This is not up for debate or discussion with you. Adults are talking, shhhh. Vaccines work, they do not cause autism, and you were vaccinated.

[Kate, Her Mama Tried @MsKaty]

@katya_zamo Not everyone can do it quite as publicly or spectacularly as you, though. Gotta stay slay.

[Kate, Her Mama Tried @MsKaty]

@Riley_Gaines_ Shut. The. Fuck. Up. You. Fifth. Place. Loser.

Put your cockholster to use somewhere else.

[Kate, Her Mama Tried @MsKaty]

@MeghanMcCain I’m gonna need you to take your lying, gullible ass somewhere else.

[Kate, Her Mama Tried @MsKaty]

@AzPetrich Oh, a Deplorean!

[Kate, Her Mama Tried @MsKaty]

@fatsajak_ Jesus Christ. It’s difficult not to know this when you can smell someone coming from around the corner. Bathing. With soap and water. It’s a legitimate thing. More people should do this. And not post about it/talk about it for kudos.

[Kate, Her Mama Tried @MsKaty]

@recreatings Dude is so deep in the closet he’s on the other side of Narnia by now.

[Kate, Her Mama Tried @MsKaty]

@sahararenee1 @RatedR4Robynne You need to sit your ass down. Your rhinoplasty could land you on Botched, and your shithole attitude probably gets your ass handed to you daily.

[Kate, Her Mama Tried @MsKaty]

@ncampu_ @teconanita It’s Not About You, so no wonder you can’t get excited. Typical useless man.

[Kate, Her Mama Tried @MsKaty]

@jacobs_cda @omgsidewalks So? Oh no, he might get a owie on his head. She could bleed out and die. She could have an amniotic fluid embolism and die. She could have eclampsia, start seizing, and die.

But no, pour one out because a man might get a owie.

[Kate, Her Mama Tried @MsKaty]

@fatsajak_ I don’t mind knowing some things about people. I love finding out what other people like to read, or their favorite color, or what music they like.

But god damn, Amy. This is too much. These are inside thoughts.

[Kate, Her Mama Tried @MsKaty]

@fatsajak_ I think he’s a lying sack of shit. Just like the malignant orange pedo, and Bill Clinton, and Melanoma, and Ghislaine Maxwell.

[Kate, Her Mama Tried @MsKaty]

@fatsajak_ To add to this:

Dear MAGA, this is not the “gotcha” you think it is. We think he deserves prosecution and prison. You think yours are victims of lies and slander. We are not the same.

[Kate, Her Mama Tried @MsKaty]

@fatsajak_ Bro got TKOed in the middle of Kroger! Looking like a true idiot.

[Kate, Her Mama Tried @MsKaty]

@Otter10The @fatsajak_ Yes he did! She is SO beautiful, too! I don’t know who he thought he was talking to, drooling thumb-looking shit eater…