Leslie Nielson

6-time bereaved dog mom and Breast Enthusiast

[Leslie Nielson @MsLeslieNielson]

Current mood

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@CTachio83984 I am serious.

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I'm too young to be this old

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My periods are never this bad

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@money_charlie @BreastsSavedMe Enjoy sucking blanks cuz I don't leave a sperm

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@money_charlie @BreastsSavedMe No one would want to see his penis

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@ravidravidravid Like my coffee

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@BreastsSavedMe 😘

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@chimp_deformed I like cats too

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@squidgamebrazil If I found her in the woods it would become a news story that would rock her close knit community

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@jewinpain Got so much underage dick that year

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@chimp_deformed They pushed her too far

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Another instance of being too right to interact with

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@Cobratate Stay strong Andrew, the Taint Team is working hard for your right to rape little girls

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(At a redneck funeral) Big Jim could always be trusted to watch your 6, but the only thing he couldn't spot was heart disease

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@Cobratate Stay strong Andrew, the Taint Team is working hard for your right to rape little girls

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Me and the bad bitch I pulled by exploiting global poverty

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@frmcrdltogrv I had to look it up too. From one boomer to another I tip my hat

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@SpeepyBunny Very beautiful young lady come to Dubai

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@ShaftEnthusiast Until that shit is $7.99 catch me with that factory fresh

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If I had any instincts of self preservation I would walk 3 miles to buy a sandwich just to get out of the house and experience a small fraction of life before I die