Hiiii, haven’t had access to my piano recently but @steinwayandsons sent me one so I could keep this series going - here’s one of my favorites - Billie Eilish’s ‘When The Party’s Over’: https://t.co/IL55bZMf7A
P.s. what a ridiculously good song this is @billieeilish & @finneas
@DerrenBrown Will you be releasing any more dates at Milton Keynes theatre? There are only seats available are single seats or restricted view 😭 yes the voice in the back of my head is telling me I should have booked sooner!
Me voting.
A 5 second rush of happiness and pride in the booth at the awesome majesty of democracy.
A 5 hour nagging feeling afterwards that I put the cross in the wrong fucking box.
Every. Single. Time.
People who don’t want you to vote Tory:
David Attenborough
Michael Palin
Hugh Laurie
Emma Thompson
People who do want you to vote Tory:
Tommy Robinson
Jimmy Savile
Morrissey
Gary Glitter
Every cunt you went to school with
All terrorists
Scrappy Doo
The Phantom Menace
@TheSun@TheSun “Crazed Bear”?! Who is responsible for this shite? Seeing a bear walk on its hind legs, pushing a wheelbarrow for human “entertainment” is what I find crazy. The bear exhibiting natural behaviour and attacking its tormentor strikes me as sound!
@scott_mills functional maths is below GCSE maths. Maths equations in words that you may come across in life. Ie cake recipe for 12cakes how many eggs do you need to make 24 or your bedroom is x metres sq, how many filing cabinets can you buy. The guy was too advanced to know 🤣
@AskNationwide How long does it take for refunds to show in an account? I’m waiting for one from two weeks ago that hasn’t appeared. Another from two days ago and another yesterday. There aren’t any listed under “pending transactions.”
If our own media reported the consequences of brexit with such clarity, we wouldn’t be in this mess. I’d bet that many people in the UK don’t know any of this.
First sentencing&hopefully it will deter people from performing such an atrocious act.With long prison sentences,education& empowerment FGM can become a thing of the past! #FGM#notyours FGM: Mother guilty of genital mutilation of daughter https://t.co/ara2bDNwSi
I genuinely do not understand how the men at the centre of this mess are allowed to be unavailable. Johnson, Cameron, Gove are the central players. If they were minor celebs caught in a sex scandal they would be run to ground. Our journalists seem to be craven puppets.
History will record that took Theresa May two years, billions of pounds in wasted revenue, and a historic Commons defeat before she even considered reaching out across the House and party lines on this, the greatest crisis of our generation.
@McDonalds please can you stop putting cheap, plastic toys in the kids happy meals. They get looked at once then thrown in the bin, think about the impact youre having on the environment #goplasticfree kids prefer the soft toys anyway 🤷♀️
@avacadowithmayo@avacadowithmayo I had a similar dream but did not awake disappointed. I dreamt there were mice and rats in my house. I woke to find that is NOT true #relieved
If you can; do it! Don’t wait until the day you’re on the receiving end and then forever kick yourself for not being able to donate. #GiveBlood https://t.co/pMWuZ8Bc0a
Can you help boost blood stocks? We have extra appointments available in some areas and walk in slots at our fixed site donor centres. A big thanks to everyone who has already donated! https://t.co/ezM6Pne9QA