Megan Harwood

I’m not writing anything clever here.

[Megan Harwood @MsMeMaHa]

I swear to god, I’m gonna write a book titled REASONS I DON’T PEOPLE. It’s just going to be 300 pages of complaints... & I’m going to write it all in 18pt Comic Sans just to piss people off. #amwriting #whatsyourdamage #hermit

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@KMaximick Jesus, that’s worrisome! I’m glad you caught the issue again before it was a bigger problem. I worry about that stuff. You need good doctors who care about finding those kinds of issues. :/ my doctors suck.

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@KMaximick Oh geez. Ran out of time? What does that even mean?! I hope you got some answers today:(

[Megan Harwood @MsMeMaHa]

Silence breeds invention…and it’s never quiet any more.

[Megan Harwood @MsMeMaHa]

@KMaximick He looked grumpy. I’m like, what is there to be upset about? You’ve got a freaking lobster cookie. Life is good!

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@KMaximick It’s a definite possibility. Let me consult the oracle.

[Megan Harwood @MsMeMaHa]

As a kid, no one braces you for the amount of small talk you’re going to have to make as an adult.

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@KMaximick Happy birthday, OT!!!

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@KMaximick He should have worn a longer tie to match his jacket length.

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@KMaximick Aww, that’s terribly sad. I hate to see fires.

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I just got messages in my DMs …that were sent Dec 1st!!! Well done, X-Twitter. As reliable as the US Postal Dervice.

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@TheCleftonTwain Now, let’s promptly not think about it. Time for Chinese food, then comes ice cream.

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Oh my god, people. I was on twitter for 20 mins and want to gouge my eyes out. Why are you like this?

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@TheCleftonTwain They have rights! Wait…maybe they’re just young women milking mom and dad for money. Or worse, maybe they’re gold diggers.

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@TheImprovisor Aww, sorry to hear that. ☹️❤️

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@KMaximick Giiiirl, I miss me from 12 yrs ago. Hell, I’d take my knees from 12 yrs ago alone!

I think Katie from now looks just as pretty. True story.

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@nixwaxeslyrical Yeah, that song played every morning when I was high school on the morning announcements. Every. Morning. I don’t need to hear it ever again haha.