Who elseโs partner turned into a complete dickhead postpartum? ๐ Like, sirโฆ I just grew and birthed a whole human. Could you maybe not make my life harder? ๐
Have you ever had such a long day at work and are so excited to finally crawl into bed and when you walk into your bedroom it smells of nothing but lingering stale farts?! ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ #storyofmyfuckinglife
Just at the nail salon sitting on a massage chair that surprisingly kneads between the butt crack areaโฆ. felt violated at first but kinda enjoying it now ๐คฃ
@lexyh305@sccphysicsprof@SpencerKeele ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ awww girl youโre way too sweet to be a heat fan! Come on over to where the grass is greener!!! โ๏ธ๐โ๏ธ๐
Can you believe I ordered my appliances from @TheBrick back in June 2021, told us itโll be delivered in a month and since then have been continuously lying about the ETA. Theyโre now saying that itโs coming in October 2022. A whole year and a half later. What a joke!
One of my dogs have killed a total of 14 bunnies in the last 5 years (RIP poor bunnies ๐ข). Not trying to be funny or anything but doesnโt it kind of make him a serial killer? ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
These last few days leading up to our vacay has been stressful and exhausting af! Dodging Covid and the volatile mortgage rates are going to be the death of me! ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ=๐คฏ=โฐ๏ธ