Mara Jane

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[Mara Jane @MsMetaMara]

Murder the verse and don't look back at the explosion.

[Mara Jane @MsMetaMara]

If you really think about it, olives are just evil grapes.

[Mara Jane @MsMetaMara]

Just in: named my band Super Volcano Nap Cult!

[Mara Jane @MsMetaMara]

My sleep schedule since college has been 2-8 am and then a nap from 6-10 pm and I am pretty sure I could start a cult that would change your life.

[Mara Jane @MsMetaMara]

Everyone is welcome, you're all invited to my Super Volcano Nap Cult.

[Mara Jane @MsMetaMara]

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[cal scruby @calscruby]

WHO ARE YOU?

youtube exhibit now open 👀

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[Mara Jane @MsMetaMara]

@IGGYAZALEA Watch The Boys on Amazon, dark and delightful

[Mara Jane @MsMetaMara]

@JoeBerkowitz I bet he's dreaming about being on a little escalator

[Mara Jane @MsMetaMara]

There have been a bunch of little Earthquakes nearby every couple hours since I started to do this... am I... Am I breaking something important?

[Mara Jane @MsMetaMara]

I have a lot to do this weekend so I tried to cram a lot of relaxing in all at once by painting along with Bob Ross while watching The Bachelorette and playing DOTA Underlords.
I feel weird.

[Mara Jane @MsMetaMara]

@Graham_LRR Is a lot of Canadian bullying based in fake compliments? I bet I like your shirt, very genuinely.

[Mara Jane @MsMetaMara]

@iAmTheRealKRACK Do you need cake or weaponry?

[Mara Jane @MsMetaMara]

@AlexBrice_92 This is everything

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@a_heretic_now omg i feel so seen

[Mara Jane @MsMetaMara]

I am not a gifted sneezer. I need sneezing lessons.

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[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Very cool that waking up in the morning feels like something I’ve never had to do in my entire life every single day

[Mara Jane @MsMetaMara]

@tanamongeau I don't even care if it's all fake, I'm just enjoying the ride. It's like touching fake boobies.

[Mara Jane @MsMetaMara]

@therealceezy3 I ship it

[Mara Jane @MsMetaMara]

@Yoshimattsu Good luck! 🍀