Elise Mezger

Lover of llamas, long-sleeve t-shirts and lime juice.

[Elise Mezger @MsMezger]

If I’m dead in the morning, we all know who did it.

[Elise Mezger @MsMezger]

@_AllisonGarrett Debateable

[Elise Mezger @MsMezger]

@_AllisonGarrett Sounds like me when I throw the ball

[Elise Mezger @MsMezger]

@_AllisonGarrett Is he your real dad?

[DS Softball @DSHSsball]

Finishing up district this week and want to reflect on the great season not only varsity has had but also JV! JV only losing 5 games their whole entire season! Showed great improvement daily! Undefeated in district & district champs! Good job coaches @coachmorrisDSHS & @MsMezger

[Elise Mezger @MsMezger]

I feel like it’s important for people to know that there is a middle aged man in my apartment complex who has now owned TWO different cars with the license plate “DYLF”

[Elise Mezger @MsMezger]

@livie_perry 😂

[Elise Mezger @MsMezger]

@livie_perry Me too! 😂

[Elise Mezger @MsMezger]

@_AllisonGarrett @_AllisonGarrett it definitely fits! Haha

[Elise Mezger @MsMezger]

Show descriptions on Netflix are like “A young guy lives his life, meets a friend, and then crazy things happen” and that’s supposed to reel us in...

[Elise Mezger @MsMezger]

@jww1688 I lose sleep over this sometimes...

[DS Tiger Volleyball @DSTigerVBall]

🚨🚨TIGERS ARE GOING TO STATE!!!!!!!!!🚨🚨
With a 3-1 victory over Boerne Champion the Tigers love to see another week in the 2018 volleyball playoffs and will be headed to Garland next weekend for the STATE TOURNAMENT!!!! We are SO proud of you, ladies!!!

[DS Tiger Volleyball @DSTigerVBall]

If you can’t make it to the Regional Final match today you can follow us along live @ https://t.co/9GXiWCFajt

LET’S GO TIGERS!!!

[DS Tiger Volleyball @DSTigerVBall]

🚨🚨TIGERS MAKE IT TO THE REGIONAL FINALS🚨🚨
Tigers sweep Gregory Portland 3-0 to earn their spot in tomorrow’s state qualifying match. Epic effort all around!!! Way to go ladies!!! #iamtigervball #warready

[DS Tiger Volleyball @DSTigerVBall]

Tiger Freshman Volleyball caps an undefeated season. 14-0 in District and 28-0 in sets. #iamtigervolleyball #futureisbright

[DS Tiger Volleyball @DSTigerVBall]

👻 2018 HALLOWEEN PRACTICE 🎃
The video with the most likes & retweets will win the coveted 🏆 so ✅vote✅ for your favorites by liking/retweeting before midnight tonight! 🎥’s for each team are in the thread below ⬇️

[DS Tiger Volleyball @DSTigerVBall]

🚨🚨TIGERS SEAL THEIR 7TH STRAIGHT DISTRICT CHAMPIONSHIP and earn a spot in the record books for District titles at DSHS!!! 🏆 That’s 94-2, 73 matches in a row over the past 7 years. Way to go ladies! We are SO proud of you!!! #iamtigervolleyball #settingrecords

[Elise Mezger @MsMezger]

Anyone else ever try to remember random details as they go about their day in case they’re ever put on trial or asked to be a witness for something?

[Elise Mezger @MsMezger]

@_AllisonGarrett Well done

[Elise Mezger @MsMezger]

I saw a sign for San Marcos out of the corner of my eye while I was driving and my brain autocorrected it to “tacos”

...I may have a problem.