Mimi Masher

skater. creator. burrito eater.

[Mimi Masher @MsMimiMasher]

Normal bar: hey bud, you can’t bring that pocket knife in here

Pirate Invasion: here’s some rum. Love your cutlass. Have fun!

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Its 2022, you really should be able to opt out of Muzak on hold.

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Set a the line for 30 minutes while they told me there is an issue in my area, well no duh. Asked to speak to a manager and they need to call me back in 30 minutes. @FrontierCorp #frontiercomm #yourservicesucks

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@FrontierCorp on hold music is rough this early in the AM

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Day 7 without internet and @FrontierCorp has no idea why. Their “advanced technical team” has been on it but can’t even tell me what’s wrong or how long it will be down for. Really?! In this modern age. And their customer service is shit.

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Hmmmmm which garden bikini should I wear today?! 🤔

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I rent roller skates for a living.
It’s nutty how many grown adults I need to tell to unlace their skates to get them on/off.

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I’m oddly attracted to @UpdatedMcKinnon as a young boy on @nbcsnl.
I mentioned this to my husband and he said he wasn’t surprised….

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America needs a #TedLasso

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New #pandemic #drinkinggame take a shot whenever somebody says “these are weird times.”

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My phone facial recognition software does not recognize me when I’m chewing.
That happens a lot.

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Iso Day 62:
I’ve learned in quarantine that aside from a pedi & expressing my dogs anal glands, I can do just about everything on my own.

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I’m not saying I’m bored.
I’m just tired of everything in my house today.

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#LasVegas stopped being cool decades ago anyways. No loss there for me. ✌🏼
#RollerCon is absolutely the ONLY reason I ever went to LV.

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Can anybody tell me if they’re demonstrating in other countries? I’m so embarrassed by our armchair doctors and scientists. #COVID19

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@slaughlin_photo

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I’m getting really annoyed by the #Zelda game soundtrack. #isolatedwithagamer

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Am I the only who has ‘My Sharona’ stuck in my head? #coronavirus
https://t.co/2UfanQXjDj

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It’s ironic just as I’m getting past my self isolation, I’m forced to self isolate. 🤷🏼‍♀️