Molly Smith

black coffee, full-bodied wine, delicious food & tables surrounded by the ones I love.

[Molly Smith @MsMollyMae]

@DAVIDCARROLL3 Yes! We sat for over an hour with no explanation, no updates, and basically no rain.

[Molly Smith @MsMollyMae]

@Braves I wonder how many times @BravesVisionTV viewers have had to watch that Alan Jackson promo during this delay?

[Molly Smith @MsMollyMae]

@Braves They put on a movie for us after an hour of seeing every fan in attendance 45 times on the big screen

[Molly Smith @MsMollyMae]

@lufthansa Lufthansa: “we will rebook your flight”
Also Lufthansa: “error error this page could not load error you’re 804th in line error your call could not be completed error try again.” And I’m explaining to my small children why we might not get to see their uncle after all 😞

[Molly Smith @MsMollyMae]

@tedcruz It’s cute that you think anyone is shocked.

[Molly Smith @MsMollyMae]

@GovBillLee When IS the time? The next shooting? You have not only NOT acted on behalf of TN children, you have actively worked to make these events MORE LIKELY. You have the platform to be the answered prayer. If this is God’s will, so is your capacity to make a change. Don’t be a coward.

[Molly Smith @MsMollyMae]

@ChattanoogaFC @CFC_Academy Any idea what the hold up is?

[Molly Smith @MsMollyMae]

@JoJoFromJerz Pretty ominous that @RepMTG tweeted “just wait until tomorrow” the day before this happened.

[Molly Smith @MsMollyMae]

@Lifesum any plans to incorporate desktop functionality? It would make entering meals & recipes SO much easier. There has been a UserVoice suggestion up for years on it with a lot of support from other users. This is the only competitive advantage my fitness pal has over Lifesum!

[Molly Smith @MsMollyMae]

@Mama_Lynn_BWB @happycrazytown @RepMTG Lynn, if you think that people emphasizing their femininity is “sexual crap” then that says a lot more about you and the narrative that molded you than it does about drag queens. Advocate for kids to be protected from white men with automatic weapons and god complexes instead.

[Molly Smith @MsMollyMae]

@RepMTG I’m introducing a bill to make it illegal for children to be exposed to you.

[Molly Smith @MsMollyMae]

@tacobell It’s almost as if you never should have taken it away to begin with. Life is hard enough. We didn’t deserve that.

[Molly Smith @MsMollyMae]

I have been mad at Wordle before, but I’ve never been tweet-an-op-ed-piece-antagonizing-the-NYT mad.

[Matthew Shallenberger @mjshally]

This whole "the NYT ruined Wordle!" thing is a great case study in confirmation bias. It also gives us some insight into human nature that helps explain how conspiracy theories work.

[Molly Smith @MsMollyMae]

@Monica_W_H @Kayaksarefun @danjlevy Everyone: engages in scintillating conversation about the deterioration of society.
Me: Ethic is a GREAT first word choice for Wordle.

[Molly Smith @MsMollyMae]

@Spotify @Eminem Eminem, now would be the time to leverage your influence and listenership to pressure Spotify to do the right thing.

[Molly Smith @MsMollyMae]

@ZEAmmor @AnnaBorshinnn This! It’s I can afford this excitement. I got accepted into a highly competitive art school and knew immediately it would not be in the cards for me financially. So no… no jumping and screaming.

[Molly Smith @MsMollyMae]

@EnoughHate @hrgiger44 @Soon2Bshrink @POTUS @jack_turban Responsibility doesn’t seem to be an issue when we cancel billions of dollars worth of debt for billionaires and their corporations but yes let’s talk more about what the 17/18 year olds signed up for, many of whom were told there was no other choice.

[Molly Smith @MsMollyMae]

@marshmelo_man @Forbes If you have an emergency and an ambulance doesn’t make it on time, do you think all the other emergencies after yours don’t deserve to have an ambulance? That’s the way this tweet is hitting.

[Molly Smith @MsMollyMae]

@KateCulliton @thehowie @laurenboebert @RepThomasMassie Can someone go put these photos on her lawn? Mail them to her en masse like fucking hogwarts letters?

[Molly Smith @MsMollyMae]

@realnorireed Copy Editor Job Description: must have bachelors degree, 8-10 years of experience, Beyoncé’s home phone number, working knowledge of everything the moment it comes into existence.
Copy Editors: “looks good, publish”