Amy

The Callipygian Cutie of the Wild West. Queertastik. Fat. Femme. Will pussy-pop in your living room, don't say you weren't warned.

[Amy @MsPearlSnaps]

Hi twitter, I missed you.

[Amy @MsPearlSnaps]

Oh, Spooky... #spookygram http://t.co/RukBaMjt

[Amy @MsPearlSnaps]

Half my clients today have cancelled due to FLUMAGEDDON 2013 so I am engaging in preventative scarf wearing http://t.co/HzRN5xF2

[Amy @MsPearlSnaps]

#Spookygram http://t.co/fHSc1ptG

[Amy @MsPearlSnaps]

Just posted a photo http://t.co/G8VlnCJh

[Amy @MsPearlSnaps]

#megabus http://t.co/IaFlkZUg

[drewtoothpaste.bsky.social @drewtoothpaste]

The NRA has released their solution to the AIDS epidemic: We'll give everyone AIDS.

[Amy @MsPearlSnaps]

Why does the city catch fire any time there's a bit of wind?

[Amy @MsPearlSnaps]

I ate expired yogurt. It was good knowing y'all.

[Amy @MsPearlSnaps]

The world is a just a sick, sad place.

[Amy @MsPearlSnaps]

Too many of my anxieties are converging.

[Amy @MsPearlSnaps]

I went on a date and it didn't suck! #highfive

[Amy @MsPearlSnaps]

I bought two bras and I didn't cry even once. Success.

[Amy @MsPearlSnaps]

No appointments today. Sad esthetician.

[Amy @MsPearlSnaps]

Going to HEB day before Thanksgiving. Pray for me.

[Austonia Tweets @austoniatweets]

Tonight: Transgender Day of Remembrance at City Hall http://t.co/95YB62j6

[Kings N Things @kingsnthings]

Remembering on this day that in the LGBTQ community, it is trans* people who face the most violence and... http://t.co/e1Qj5lEY

[Amy @MsPearlSnaps]

@scATX @tressiemcphd exceptionalism. :(

[Liz Harvey @_lizharvey]

if you like Calvin & Hobbes in 5th grd you are probably gifted. If you like it as an adult either you have an NPR tote or fight club on DVD.

[Amy @MsPearlSnaps]

@KayElPistol I have been thinking of ordering some diamond candles!