Rachel

Malfunctioning and destroying civilizations. // 37. // Karma is a cat purring in my lap 'cause it loves me.

[Rachel @MsRachelAyn]

Everyone is an idiot.

[Rachel @MsRachelAyn]

I don't really have a time schedule now, so that means I nap during the day, but also I wake up at 5:30 a.m., and it's a tossup whether I sleep again. I'm thinking of watching a Looney Tunes or two, and seeing if I drift off again after that.

[Rachel @MsRachelAyn]

@DusaYt @ChitraGupta1430 @PingouinHeureux @F4bP4m I don't know what people think "l'chaim" means. "To life." Hence the connection to "chai" / "alive."

[Rachel @MsRachelAyn]

When Waffle House closed, you knew to take shelter.

[Rachel @MsRachelAyn]

All of my cats came and sat in the bathroom staring at me when I was in there. Did I...do something?

[Rachel @MsRachelAyn]

My cat Marius likes Rihanna. This is the first time he's fallen asleep within six inches of me after his eyedrops. Am I allowed to go to sleep now or no?

[Rachel @MsRachelAyn]

Do you like each other's spittle? Is this what it is? (Cosette climbing on my face and licking it with wet food mouth suggests yes...)

[Rachel @MsRachelAyn]

It happened again. I'm like, Boodle (Eponine), this is the same dish filled with the same flavor and texture of food. You don't have to wait. They also started eschewing the fancy water fountain I have and using the bowls I have around the apartment.

[Rachel @MsRachelAyn]

My black kitty just waited in line while my torbie was eating from a (both dish washed today, same design) bowl with the exact same flavor of food before eating while I was showing her there was a whole can of wets 3 feet to her left. Bless.

[Rachel @MsRachelAyn]

@elonmusk What is a Grok?

[Rachel @MsRachelAyn]

My black kitty just waited in line while my torbie was eating from a (both dish washed today, same design) bowl with the exact same flavor of food before eating while I was showing her there was a whole can of wets 3 feet to her left. Bless.

[Rachel @MsRachelAyn]

This brought to you by the anniversary of this historic clip. https://t.co/Gs696Vqnmt

[Rachel @MsRachelAyn]

My mom still has my What The Hell's ANSKY? t-shirt from 1998, and folks, it still fits comfortably with extra room. #Yankees @kapickens48

[Rachel @MsRachelAyn]

My mom still has my What The Hell's ANSKY? t-shirt from 1998, and folks, it still fits comfortably with extra room. #Yankees @kapickens48

[Rachel @MsRachelAyn]

@EseConActitud To be fair, I looked up the weather in Oslo, and it's 10° hotter there right now than it is in DC.

[Rachel @MsRachelAyn]

My cats have started taking shifts being aggressive about my door security when I'm home. Literally ~8 hour shifts. Even MauMau is sleeping on my indoor greeting mat now that Meeper and Boodle are sleeping.

[Rachel @MsRachelAyn]

Me: cleans two of my cats' litter boxes at 10 pm.

My cat: hisses at both clean boxes and uses the dirty one I was about to clean while also dragging her tunnel on top of that. "I PUT THAT THERE FOR A PURPOSE. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH WITHOUT MY CONSENT."

(Yes, it's Cosette.)

[Rachel @MsRachelAyn]

@SonnyBunch I watched Wild Things, but it was Dom Monaghan playing with snakes and bugs and scorpions (aka the things he loves most).

[Rachel @MsRachelAyn]

@JonahDispatch #5 got Swiftied in no time too (community notes). 😂

[Rachel @MsRachelAyn]

Small note for @taylorswift13 that maybe it should have been, "Karma is a cat screaming in my face 'cause it loves me." My 6 lb void just hopped on my chest, started licking my face, and meowing incessantly.

[Rachel @MsRachelAyn]

I am obsessed with this. @Spotify can you release a members @taylorswift13 Eras TTPD t-shirt?

[Rachel @MsRachelAyn]

OMFG.

[The Eras Tour Singapore @TSTheErasTourSG]

📹 | FULL & CLEAR video of Taylor performing ‘I Can Do It With a Broken Heart’ for the first time at The Eras Tour 🤍💯 #ParisTSTheErasTour

[Rachel @MsRachelAyn]

@nofearshirt @LindseyBoylan @BailforShane He would have a hopeless case suing you for that, but you could probably sue him for property damage if he did that.