Randi Marshall

I'd rather be in a cabin surrounded by flowers and cats, but here i am... Filled with sarcasm and rage.

LGBTQ 🏳️‍🌈
Black lives matter.
✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

[Randi Marshall @MsRandelyn]

Am i crying in my kitchen during a full moon over a girl who doesn't give a shit about me anymore? ...maybe.

[Randi Marshall @MsRandelyn]

Am I eating pizza rolls and drunkenly singing along to "Dear Maria, Count Me In" at the top of my lungs? Yes. Why aren't you??

[Randi Marshall @MsRandelyn]

If someone wants to be my alt sugar daddy and buy me a pair of black Docs... I'll heavily consider stepping on you in them. 😘😘

[Randi Marshall @MsRandelyn]

*cracks knuckles*

I'm back bitches.

[Randi Marshall @MsRandelyn]

Doing a deep dive into my old tweets to delete anything I no longer agree with. Cuz I know 2009 me was a fucking MESS.

[Randi Marshall @MsRandelyn]

@TheBeeQueenie I haven't used Twitter in years and I come back to find this. Lol

[Randi Marshall @MsRandelyn]

2014 me still wanted to have kids and was horrified about a video of a c-section. Whoo boy, would she be upset on my current feelings about having my own biological children 😂

[Randi Marshall @MsRandelyn]

When I have kids I'm doing it the old fashioned way. Even the thought of what I just watched is still making me sick. I'm so lightheaded...

[VIRGO @AboutVirgos]

#Virgos can be the biggest asshole if you piss them off.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Humans feel safe when they are in places that are not complex, which is why the beach is so relaxing—we can see for miles in any direction.

[Just Facts @JustFunFactsTbh]

I’ve got 99 problems and my inability to self motivate is causing every single one of them.

[Randi Marshall @MsRandelyn]

Nothing bothers me more than people calling themselves their nicknames in the third person on a regular basis while speaking to me.

[Randi Marshall @MsRandelyn]

I was all for your aesthetic... for about 1.5 seconds until i realized your winged liner looked like it was drawn on by a 3 year old.

[Randi Marshall @MsRandelyn]

@madibee0427_roe i know it's late notice but we're going tonight if you're able to make it

[Randi Marshall @MsRandelyn]

@madibee0427_roe I miss you too you precious ball of happiness and beauty!

[Randi Marshall @MsRandelyn]

@madibee0427_roe but you're not on FB but i knew you were on here Hope you can go i need to see your precious self! We haven't decided a day

[Randi Marshall @MsRandelyn]

@madibee0427_roe wanted to let you know @ginger_snap_123 and i are going to ShakespeareInThePark this weekend and invited NoisesOff Cast

[Randi Marshall @MsRandelyn]

Why did i have to find out @ShadowhuntersTV existed right after the end of S1? Now i have to deal with this new addiction for a whole year.

[Randi Marshall @MsRandelyn]

@HarryShumJr as Magnus Bane has more sass and flair in his pinky then i could ever hope to achieve. #GOALS