Sarah Long

[Sarah Long @MsSarahelong]

Do you have to pay extra for a cushion? #RoyalWeddingPBS

[Sarah Long @MsSarahelong]

Points to the driver for cornering in that land yacht #RoyalWeddingPBS

[Sarah Long @MsSarahelong]

If I had a nemesis, in England, I would endeavor to be invited to the wedding of the year and sit in front of them with a hat the size of a small country #RoyalWeddingPBS

[Sarah Long @MsSarahelong]

It’s weird to see Zara in people clothes #royalwedding2018 #eventingnation

[Sarah Long @MsSarahelong]

The Rolls has mobilized! #RoyalWeddingPBS

[Sarah Long @MsSarahelong]

Baroness Lawrence is a class act, so glad PBS spoke with her #RoyalWeddingPBS

[Sarah Long @MsSarahelong]

Serena is so gorgeous! #RoyalWeddingPBS

[Sarah Long @MsSarahelong]

Trying to imagine all awkward celebrity small talk #royalwedding2018

[Sarah Long @MsSarahelong]

According to the advertising, everyone who got up at 5 to watch this is a woman with at least one cat #RoyalWedding2018

[Sarah Long @MsSarahelong]

David Beckham is handsoming real hard this morning #RoyalWedding2018

[Sarah Long @MsSarahelong]

Logging some quality time with the Old Dame, teaching kids why trees are grrreat. @ Warrenton,… https://t.co/aIBerFhPFe

[Sarah Long @MsSarahelong]

Modern conveniences that habitually terrify me; the garbage disposal https://t.co/ea9ThcT07E

[Sarah Long @MsSarahelong]

Now that's some nice habitat @ Prince William County, Virginia https://t.co/QtX8ULsN1S

[Sarah Long @MsSarahelong]

Just found out that my days with this dame are numbered. Our time together has been too brief. @… https://t.co/XX4ydhkXzx

[Sarah Long @MsSarahelong]

Well, let's see if they live https://t.co/8ZtG7uyhzz

[Sarah Long @MsSarahelong]

If eating enough sushi for two people was a carnival act, I would have a some legit career options.

[Sarah Long @MsSarahelong]

What a dame https://t.co/jnRkiRBXS2

[Sarah Long @MsSarahelong]

"When Russian babies come out the baby chute, are they already wearing track suits?" #stuffdansays

[Sarah Long @MsSarahelong]

"That's some weird looking milk that ya got in ya cereal!"
How uncultured https://t.co/yud27ZyzK1

[Sarah Long @MsSarahelong]

Today I both vacuumed the carpet and lay down a fresh layer of crumbs #thecircleoflife