Future Mrs Clooney

Clooney, shoes, chocolate and Manolo the pupstar! 🐶

[Future Mrs Clooney @MsShoegal]

I hate when my sarcasm is wasted on the dumb, but then again dealing with the dumb brings out my sarcasm. 😏

[Future Mrs Clooney @MsShoegal]

This show thankfully only goes for approx. 10 mins an episode. There’s so many unwatchable people on there, it gets fast forward for 90% of it. John is a useless c**t. Natalie is fucking crazy! Corey is scum. The list goes on. #90daydiaries

[Future Mrs Clooney @MsShoegal]

@VodafoneAU Is this account still active? I have a quick question. ☺️

[Future Mrs Clooney @MsShoegal]

Colt is so performative. How does he suck women in? 1 google of him would be enough for me to run. He’s gross and sleazy. Saying what he did to Cortney made him realise never to do it again. Yet he’s done it all in the past to others. Pathological liar #90dayfiancethesinglelife

[Future Mrs Clooney @MsShoegal]

Cortney’s parents must be seriously questioning where it all went wrong with her. 😂😂 From Gino to this guy. And now engaged to a man that she moved in with, bringing her ex bf to stay with them before they’d even been together 3 months. 😂 #90dayfiancethesinglelife #90dayfiance

[Future Mrs Clooney @MsShoegal]

This final season of #thecomeback had some great moments and Lisa Kudrow is phenomenal as Valerie but I didn’t enjoy it as much as the other seasons. Not to mention most of the other characters are insufferable. Ironically I wanted more of Paulie D over Jane. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Future Mrs Clooney @MsShoegal]

So Brandon doesn’t have any red flags? It’s clear this dude wants to be famous! #thevalley

[Future Mrs Clooney @MsShoegal]

Mike needs to pray his next employer never watches #belowdeckdownunder his work ethic is non existent. Lazy and insubordinate doesn’t begin to describe that obnoxious twat.

[Future Mrs Clooney @MsShoegal]

So much to take in on the series finale of #dtfstlouis As a longtime Bateman fan, it’s going to take a minute to get that image of him in his white undies dancing. It’s my actual birthday today and that wasn’t the gift I was expecting 😂

[Future Mrs Clooney @MsShoegal]

The pure grace @brooke_survivor went out with, thrown in with the utmost respect shown from both all players there as well as David just shows how much of a #Survivorau legend she is. She should be proud of the legacy she has left (win or no win).

[Future Mrs Clooney @MsShoegal]

There better be a decent payoff in the last episode of #dtfstlouis Otherwise as much as I love Bateman, I’m going to be questioning WTF I’ve been watching these past weeks. Carol better not get a happy ending. I’m dying to see what she was previously charged with.

[Future Mrs Clooney @MsShoegal]

If @LisaKudrow doesn’t get nominated for an Emmy this time around for #thecomeback then the system is truely broken! Those last 5 or so minutes between the storage unit and that last scene had me sobbing. Such good writing and brilliant acting from Lisa. 👏🏻

[Future Mrs Clooney @MsShoegal]

I’m struggling to like any of these people on. #survivor50 There’s too many players & I can’t keep track. I’m old enough that I remember watching Colby on his original season & I was hoping for him to make it to the end. 1 ep a week makes it hard to get into I prefer #survivorau

[Future Mrs Clooney @MsShoegal]

This “ad” for Applebees is cringy. On a side note though, as an Australian May I ask what those burgers are like? They did actually look good. 😂 #survivor50

[Future Mrs Clooney @MsShoegal]

I’m a big Bravo fan but I’ve never watched #SummerHouse I miss the craziness of the Scandavol saga. Will this show fill that gap? Is it worth watching from the start? I tried the new #VanderpumpRules but I hated all of them (and not in a good way 🤣)

[Future Mrs Clooney @MsShoegal]

@BrodieHarper @RossAndRussel Fantastic! Who knew in our lifetime we’d get excited about paying $2.50 for fuel! Now my question is, being it’s Easter weekend and we know what fuel prices are like on the Ninch, will they sneak up over the long weekend at all?

[Future Mrs Clooney @MsShoegal]

I wish there was a #belowdeckdownunder reunion. They’d fill half an episode with the Mike fucking around being lazy showreel. What a wanker. #belowdeck

[Future Mrs Clooney @MsShoegal]

How? HOW?? Does Colt get all these women? One google would have me blocking him on everything. He’s vile on more than one level. He has no drive. How did he manage to send those videos but couldn’t get it up when he was in bed with Cortney? He makes my skin crawl #90daysinglelife

[Future Mrs Clooney @MsShoegal]

Imagine if it’s Clark’s wife that killed Floyd and set up her husband and Carol because she knew about the affair. 🤣 #dtfstlouis

[Future Mrs Clooney @MsShoegal]

SO CLOSE TO BEN BEING GONE! #survivorau His ego is next level and the look on his face when he thought he was going was fantastic! But all it’s done now is pump him up more! Damn you Simon!! 😂