Miss Texas 1967

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Never mind, I'll do it myself

An autobiography

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Jeff Bezos is stepping back from his executive role at Amazon in order to spend more time with his money

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@MsTexas1967 Cheers

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16 days sober

Not me - but some people, probably

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Last year my resolution was to get over my obsession with Phil Collins and people said I’d never be able to do it

But take a look at me now

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Here’s a look back at how 2020 went

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@MsTexas1967

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Melania has dyed her hair in advance of entering the Witness Protection Program

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Make America Normal Again

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@realDonaldTrump Bring your own hoe

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@realDonaldTrump Bring your hoe

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Waiting for 270

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@ksatnews Rough

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@MsTexas1967 for the last four years

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This is so close to what I’ve been shouting

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STOP THE COUNT!

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@realDonaldTrump That’s so close to what I’ve been shouting

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Let’s go over to Bob who will take us through the map as it stands

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@MsTexas1967 Happy to pay for it

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Mexico rapidly building a wall

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@MsTexas1967 Don’t have nightmares

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Happy Halloween