Claire Parker

I'm trans, which means I have androgynous hair, broulders and a lady lance. I live in a religious/conservative state so I am still in the closet. #girlslikeus

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: Obama to Call for End to ‘Conversion’ Therapies for Gay and Transgender Youth
http://t.co/oOz7jFx9rn

[Claire Parker @MsTranstastic]

Pissing on dad's grave not as punchy as killing an injured puppy while staring at camera, but season 3 starts with a bang. #HouseofCards

[Claire Parker @MsTranstastic]

Second date was a success, and this trans gal has now officially had her first sloppy make out session with a guy.

[Claire Parker @MsTranstastic]

Watching #StarWars the Clone Wars, and I think I want to be Aayla Secura when I grow up.

[Claire Parker @MsTranstastic]

Security? Yes. We. CAN! RT @HuffingtonPost: Principal wants to let students stockpile canned food to 'stun intruders' http://t.co/7bLhERPNha

[Claire Parker @MsTranstastic]

Went daytime shopping while presenting female for the 1st time. I'm sure cashier knew I was trans, but she/everyone else called me ma'am. :)

[Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnson]

Oscar, on seeing me unzip the ball containers: "You're like a Christmas hitman."

[Claire Parker @MsTranstastic]

#sleepyhollow is a surprisingly good show, & being attracted to Ichabod Crane gives me weird cognitive dissonance cause of that old cartoon.

[Claire Parker @MsTranstastic]

Pot dealers should follow grocery stores' example and start offering reusable, environmentally friendly bags. Dime Bags for Change.

[Claire Parker @MsTranstastic]

"Nice boobs"

A - They are, aren't they?

B - In what world does any girl respond to that online message?

C - Your mom would be embarrassed

[Claire Parker @MsTranstastic]

"I'll be fine. Voodoo is just a magical excuse for a party, right?" -- best line from #Constantine so far. Hope the show gets a 2nd season!

[Claire Parker @MsTranstastic]

Amen! RT @jeffmarxthespot: Keep the "Christ" in Christina Aguilera!!!! #Xmas #Xtina

[Claire Parker @MsTranstastic]

@nAbleMedia The Cassowaries were deadlier, but the Komodos always made scary noises and were hard to see coming at you in the grass.

[Claire Parker @MsTranstastic]

I'm just sitting in this boring meeting counting the minutes until work is over and I can get back to #FarCry4 and #DragonAgeInquisition

[Claire Parker @MsTranstastic]

Awesome! I hope the gender ID changes go sitewide soon! How OkCupid Has Become More Inclusive on Gender and Sexuality http://t.co/e5HkK9VWBI

[Neil Gaiman @neilhimself]

Happy Birthday to someone who doesn't do Twitter. Alan Moore, always an inspiration, and for 30 years, a friend. Gentleman, writer, wizard.

[Claire Parker @MsTranstastic]

@m_kopas Also, like 30 masks--only some of which morph you into things, including a sentient anthropomorphic plant.

[Claire Parker @MsTranstastic]

In The Tudors last night, England was full of panic/misinformation about sweating sickness. I was like, we've come so far... Oh, yeah #Ebola

[Claire Parker @MsTranstastic]

When I'm active online on OK Cupid late nights or early weekend mornings as a transwoman...

Pervy messages. Pervy messages, Everywhere.