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Let me explain my profile pic. I was four and had just drunk rather a large amount of home-brew that mum and dad had left out for the binmen.

[Torps @MsTropey]

@Bericonforensic @davemacladd I agree and you've given me an idea for someone that I could use this on.

[St Mary's Catholic College @StMarysWallasey]

Our students and staff are taking part in the @ctmbirkenhead Christmas Appeal. Collecting are range of clothing, toiletries and food items for those in need. #community #faithinaction #apositiveforceintheworldtoday

[Torps @MsTropey]

@Simon_Hughes__ @CATorp @BidoLito Thoroughly enjoyed reading both articles Simon

[Christopher Torpey @CATorp]

LAST ISSUE OF THE DECADE AAAHHHH!

[Torps @MsTropey]

A strong result from the only comprehensive school in the tournament.

[St Mary's Catholic College @StMarysWallasey]

Year 9 Geography students competed in the @The_GA quiz @uochester today, achieving 8th place out of 29 teams. @chesterzoo #geography #inittowinit 🌍🌎

[Torps @MsTropey]

@StMarysWallasey @The_GA @uochester @chesterzoo Amazing result! Well done girls and boys. A strong showing from St Albans and SSP&P alumnus!

[Torps @MsTropey]

@andyjameshicks @Clintus_erectus @LiamThorpECHO Hahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!

[Torps @MsTropey]

@LiamThorpECHO We clocked the Russian shouter straightaway and I noticed that Johnson was the only one who tried to swerve answering his question, in order like the others had done, pretending it had got lost in the melee.

[Torps @MsTropey]

"The NHS is basically the pinnacle of human achievement."

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Show this to everyone.

[Torps @MsTropey]

It's a black velvet cropped jacket with beautiful satin/grosgrain lapels.

[Torps @MsTropey]

I absolutely love Zoe Ball's black bolero jacket on #ItTakesTwo Anyone got any ideas where it's from?

[Torps @MsTropey]

@AlehouseFutsal Yes

[Torps @MsTropey]

@CATorp I'm shocked that I like my birthday because the numbers are all odd!!!!!!!!! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! 🤮

[Torps @MsTropey]

21/11/84? 19/5/73? Does everyone have the actual shape of their birth date like an iconic image in their head? I do. Do you favour a dot or a slash Chrissie?

[Christopher Torpey @CATorp]

Your annual reminder that 21st November is the only day worth having a birthday ✂️

[Torps @MsTropey]

Isn't it weird when you have to write the date, including the current year, on your birthday!

[Torps @MsTropey]

@StMarysWallasey @SJPHeadTeacher Hope you have a wonderful time Ryan and Megan, and all of you, and sorry if there are any other SSP&P or Sacred Heart faces that are hiding.

[Torps @MsTropey]

@mrslackenby3 @bbcstrictly @michellevisage @pernicegiovann1 Spot on. It looked absolutely brill but there was no content in it. Even if they'd been up against Mike and Katya they would have gone out. Gutted, because she was my favourite. It's a dancing competition!

[Torps @MsTropey]

@bbcstrictly @michellevisage @pernicegiovann1 Gutted that my favourite, Michelle, is out. But they put themselves in a very risky position. Beautiful performance - but nowhere near enough content. Surely they must have warned. I was worried as soon as I saw their first performance.
#gutted #notenoughcontent

[Torps @MsTropey]

Only closed Wirral bound at the moment

[Merseyside Police Contact Centre @MerPolCC]

Please be aware that due to a serious incident this morning the wallasey tunnel will be closed Wirral bound, please find an alternative route.

[Torps @MsTropey]

@StMarysWallasey
Wallasey Tunnel closed to WIRRAL BOUND Traffic only- so all teachers from over the water likely to be catastrophically delayed today. Shame there isn't any useful busy jobs that can be done in traffic jams 😡