Michelle Winkler

I'm a legend in my spare time.

[Michelle Winkler @MsWink83]

Can someone buy me Bob Barker’s estate? I’ll pay you back..

[Michelle Winkler @MsWink83]

@chickmcgee1 there’s a song called Kiss me where it smells funny by the bloodhound gang

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GENESIS - Misunderstanding (live in Philadelphia 1983) https://t.co/CUXh8MZBZl via @YouTube

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Jodie Foster looks like she’s attending her kids wedding #Oscars

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My stomach just growled and I thought it was a phone ringing. It’s time to call it a day..

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Look at me swimming in my ability..

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Listen, @PrimeVideo, if I’ve paid for a series I expect to watch it when it airs or at least within a few hours. We are nearly 12 hours past air time and I still can’t watch Drag Race? Fix it.

[Michelle Winkler @MsWink83]

“I have a naturally sassy pelvis”

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Last day of my 30s

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I was hoping to encounter more drugs in Mexico than I have..

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Watching Pulp Fiction in Spanish #ilovemexico

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Song I just made up, “My new neighbors have kids and I want to kill myself” 🎶

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Nothing quite compares to a night full of gay men telling you how stunning you are

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It’s a great sign when your HR person wants to slit someone’s throat..

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Who doesn’t love a Christian Slater marathon

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Bob Barker died, my day is ruined 😭

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Nothing says a night on the town like a ribbed mock neck sweater..

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Jonathan at the Kid Rock concert: “He looks like he smells..”

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They mention Youngstown in Oppenheimer #cheapthrill