Alondra

🏝🪩🦩

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch, and zero human interaction?

[M ☆ @duskgumi]

i love being a poc. we’re all related through rice, plastic chairs and that royal dansk cookie tin our families use as a sewing kit 🫶🏽

[MISSESHABABY. @baddieeey]

Why is the U.S. Department of Homeland Security on Twitter arguing with Cardi B? Y’all are a federal agency. Your job is national security, not clapping back at celebrities because they criticized U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement. This is so dangerously weird.

[Cristina Díaz @krispycriss]

Mientras viva, siempre les recordaré que Jessica Alba estuvo años pidiendo que no le dijeran latina.

De ahí su apodo “dont call me latina”

[PopCulture @notgwendalupe]

Bad Bunny's Full Super Bowl Halftime show #SuperBowl

[𐚁 @shesatyrantt]

me being happy with the stranger things finale and coming on twitter to see everyone complaining

[ohlode @ohlode]

She kind of reminds me of the kids in school who would pretend they were in an anime

[Alondra @Ms_Alondruuh]

Not the girl with the thickest accent trying to act white 🥲

[Valentina Gomez @ValentinaForUSA]

Merry Christmas to you & your family❤️

[Globethotter 🌍 @BrianMcLight]

My fave thing is when people tell me: “you wouldn’t understand because you’re not a parent.”

So… I need to have my own children to understand that your child is illiterate and misbehaved?

[delusional girl❤️‍🔥 @roobytrap]

my most boomer complaint is that nobody knows how to bring an item out of courtesy to parties anymore

[𝑱𝒐𝒓𝒐 ⧉ @JoroJrn]

NO amount of budgeting or not eating at restaurants will make up for the fact that we do not make enough money anymore for this economy.

[lucy @winonasfilm]

julie andrews, listen to me. don’t make unnecessary journeys. don’t take risks on treacherous roads and don’t swim in the sea!

[g @34rths]

I don't feel particularly proud of myself But I have a job and at least three friends so Girl whatever

[‎ً @DISC0D0WN]

Damn everyone going through it 😭

[Kentah Gwanjez @GWANJEZ]

Young Queen 👑 speaking the Truth!

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms.

‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms.

But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.

[reporting for duty. @nathanlately]

Eat, Kulture!!!!!!!!!

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Lula da Silva, President of Brazil, "If President Trump was living in Brazil and had done what he did at the capitol, he would be on trial here too"

"Because here the law applies to everyone"

[Natasha @NatashaNonBuono]

Ironically, this is actually more sincere and heartfelt that what his actual wife has posted

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Americans watching Brazil put their corrupt former president in prison