Melanin Monroe

It’s getting weird, but I still need to get this ⌚️.

[Melanin Monroe @Ms_Mithamo]

How to stay rich 😂

[yanaaaaaa ᥫ᭡ @__yanaaaaaaaaa]

The way I hollered when phadrea said Kelli should have gotten crest whitening strips and took that $69,972 and paid her bills 🤏🏾 #RHOA

[Utat @ImbayiK]

Mkichora nini dia

[Melanin Monroe @Ms_Mithamo]

🤣🤣🤣🤣😩

[niy || 1 BILLY @niyahvincible]

I CAN’TT 😭😭 his plea for help 😭

[Macharia Njeru @MachariaNjeru]

I have ALWAYS taken the position that Ruto’s intelligence is overestimated. This guy should NEVER have been President in the first place.

[Dr Branice Munyasa @Branicemercy]

Sudi haamini Ali offer free day care services 😂

[James @MrJamesKe]

The doyen of politics has garnered less than 20% of the votes.

[Wachira. @Thee_mavERIC]

The dopamine you get scrolling Twitter after Ruto has taken an L

[COME, LET ME SPLIT YOUR YANSH LIKE A LOAF OF BREAD @SexismSlayer]

Y'all will not believe what I just read😭😭

[Kiarago @Kiarago_Migwi]

ALL HAIL MAINA KIAI

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

Dear Ruto,
Before you board your flight tomorrow to escape today’s shame, (pretty sure your team is already scouting on where you can go next..)
I hope every single day reminds you that millions of Kenyans no longer want you leading this country.

You can spend our taxes on incentives, patronage, and attempts to buy loyalty, but you’ll eventually learn what Bob Marley meant when he said, “Some people are so poor, all they have is money.” WANTAM!!

[ken @Njuguna__]

We kira una dure kura!

[JILL 😊 @JILLKUI]

There’s nothing like Mt. Kenya East or West. Mlima ni moja

[Jaber is Jaber @NimuKiarie]

Kasongo should’ve just let the Ol Kalou by election run uninfluenced. He would’ve gotten a much clearer picture of the situation on the ground ahead of his 2027 campaign. But fala ni fala tu.

[Mary Njoroge @Maryian96]

Deny all you want but we have you in camera this is kawanjiku instructing the goons,a whole MP...

[Ohta Ryota 🇸🇬 @Ohta_Ryota]

😂😂

[Rose Gakuo @rose_gakuo]

Alafu uskie mtu akisema ooooh bora waileta development….Bread Crumbs mentality!
Allowing people to insult you, deny what’s duly yours only to bait you when they finally need you again!

[Melanin Monroe @Ms_Mithamo]

@njeriwanjeri If he even gets 50,000 votes, he will tell us!!!

[JILL 😊 @JILLKUI]

Ati makũnje reli ta mũgeka mathiĩ nayo.