Mueni 😊

Differently wired.. I can be a lover, a hater, a fighter, a player, but that just ain’t my style. I’m nothing but a mystery with a pretty smile.

[𝐀𝐥𝐯𝐢ṋ 𝐊𝐚ṋ𝐢ṋ𝐝𝐨 @Alvin_Kanindo]

That’s precisely what he is seeking, the position of Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces 🤷🏽‍♂️

[not j*ss @itsnotjess123]

80 years old… she was just a fucking kid…

[t. @lighttmylove]

AND FUCK JOLENE!!

[‏ً @BALUCIAGA]

i have tragic news. elephants in parts of africa are being born without tusks bc of poaching. humans have created such extreme evolutionary pressure that they’re now evolving away from the very feature poachers kept killing them for. their biology is adapting to human violence.

[Maandamano Hottie 🇵🇸 @_omalicha__]

Girl, the problems are never ending. Wear that miniskirt and some lipstick and go dance with your girls or by yourself. Pick up the problems on company time.

[Kiambu_Finest @Nganga_one]

Nafika nyumbani bibi ananiuliza Senate kumekuwaje,I was about to faint nikakumbuka mimi ndiye Sifuna.

[mwende, 🦋 🌼 @f_ckme1]

Mosquitoes should be classified as wild animals

[Serah 🇰🇪 @Seeh28875]

I saw children being shot live on the streets, my payslip has been ransacked by these Heha Movers of a government, Kenyans can no longer afford three meals a day, Tweeting is a life-threatening activity, teargas in church etc. Excuse me while I take politics very personally 💔

[Fit Fat Belly ‘Nenye @The_Nenye]

Both herbal and verbal.

[reaction.gif @TheReactionGif]

Can we pass a law that says that Government is never allowed to say "free" and instead they must always say "tax-payer funded"?

[La-Ndlovu @destiny_ndlovu]

When you enter the corporate world and realize high school drama was NOTHING compared to what unhappy middle aged adults are capable of. 😭

[melly @sooyaver]

women are so inspiring across every species

[T @toluu_ar]

All this just to die btw

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

“No way you wrote a 5 page essay without AI”

Buddy, we wrote them without even reading the book.

[Jeffrey K 🍉 @JayFreaKay]

Some of us dissociate even during work wdym 🤣

[Martha Ahumuza @MarthaAhumuza]

It's genuinely disturbing that Law & Order SVU has managed to stay on air for decades without running out of stories about violence against women. The writers aren't struggling for ideas because reality keeps supplying them.

[🫧 @lunecrumbss]

parrot's raincoat

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

i really wish we only had news like this on the internet

[323 @Ggod323]

every day is literally just me distracting myself until the next day