Nicole Simon

6th & 7th Grade Math Teacher • Elon University & McDaniel College • she/her

[Nicole Simon @Ms_SimonSays]

So far, the best teacher appreciation message I've received 🥺 #TeacherAppreciationWeek

[Karandeep Singh @kdpsinghlab]

2023: HBO Launches Max
2024: HBO Launches Min
2025: HBO Launches Mean
2026: HBO Launches Median
2027: HBO Launches Standard Deviation
2028: HBO Launches Interquartile Range
2029: HBO Launches Regression to the Mean

[Nicole Simon @Ms_SimonSays]

I wish it was socially acceptable to leave nasty notes on the cars of people who park like jack holes

[Nicole Simon @Ms_SimonSays]

the students may have forgotten that it's #TeacherAppreciationWeek but my coworkers sure didn't 🥰

[Nicole Simon @Ms_SimonSays]

completing the square to derive the quadratic formula...hehehe I love math

[Wilde Lake MS @hcpss_wlms]

Ms. Lloyd is such an asset to our school!

[School Counselors HCPSS @CounselorHcpss]

Big shout out to Ms. Carolyn Thorpe, Wilde Lake Middle School Counselor for her outstanding presentation at the Maryland School Counselor Association (MSCA) on the topic of Interpersonal Relationships and Belonging among Middle School Adolescents @hcpss_wlms @HCPSS @MSCA_MD

[Wilde Lake MS @hcpss_wlms]

Congratulations to our HCPSS Staff Excellence award winner, Ms. Felicia Essien! We’re so thankful for her work as DEIL, her thoughtful PD, and her quality classroom instruction

[Nicholas Ferroni @NicholasFerroni]

After 20 years of research and thousands of case studies, I can confirm, with absolute certainty, that saying “I’ll wait” as a classroom management strategy does not work.

I’m still researching whether turning the lights on and off is effective, but not looking good.

[Dr. Miah @dst6n01]

My mom & I just disagreed about something pivotal that happened TO ME 25 years ago

In the story I end up triumphant. We both agree on that.But,how I got there? She had a wholly different version

I said, that’s not what happened!, & suggested we trade stories

I gave my version

[Wilde Lake MS @hcpss_wlms]

WLMS staff are back! Kicked off w/an inaugural rock, paper, scissors tournament! Stakes were high and one of our newest teachers took home the prize 🪨📜✂️

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

If banning abortion "stops abortions," let's ban guns and stop gun violence.

[HCPSS @HCPSS]

Congratulations, Abisola Ayoola, yesterday elected as the 2022-2023 Student Member of the Board! #CelebrateHCPSS #smob #studentvoice @hcpss_wlhs @MdPublicSchools https://t.co/mPPJXDoi3E

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

i will restart the entire song if u breathe too loud over my favorite part

[Underoath @UnderoathBand]

Philadelphia, incredible as always 👋

[Nicole Simon @Ms_SimonSays]

I read 177 books in 2021...oops

[Nicole Simon @Ms_SimonSays]

Getting two extra days off tacked onto winter break gives me hope for the rest of 2022

[Nicole Simon @Ms_SimonSays]

I brought home two weeks worth of assignments to grade over the break and I haven't opened my backpack once. No ragerts