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time & tide wait for no man

[marisa @Msavity]

Gave a homeless man a $1.00 today #gooddeeddone

[marisa @Msavity]

sittin @ a red light & a truck driver next to me reversed, rolled his window down, & told me I was pretty #daymaker #illtakethecomplimemt

[marisa @Msavity]

I go to work to get taken out to lunch #motivation

[marisa @Msavity]

Why are people "marking themselves safe" during hurricane Irma.. over 300 million of you guys fled the state, u ain't a survivor! #posa

[marisa @Msavity]

@FoxNews Tampa bay is being sucked away by #irma !!

[marisa @Msavity]

No gas, no water, .... irma gosh I'm not prepared 😅😅

[marisa @Msavity]

I always read my uber drivers their horoscopes

[marisa @Msavity]

These kids won't stop parkour-ing near me ... the highlight of my night will be watching them fall #evilgenius

[marisa @Msavity]

I'm drinking champagne and eating carrots while watching school of rock #noshameeee

[marisa @Msavity]

Today my professor called each of us up and personally autographed random books she found at a garage sale #trynaclaimfame

[marisa @Msavity]

All up in that #SkimmLife https://t.co/zF8K3pgmTP via @theSkimm

[marisa @Msavity]

Palm readings always shift my life perspective ... always believing in random lady advice

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Is there a 30-day nap challenge I can take on?

[marisa @Msavity]

Excuse me sir, nothing gives me more road rage than when bikers get ballsy n use the bike lane..so gtf outta here with that razor-scooter

[marisa @Msavity]

It's the 6th of May and I still want tequila

[marisa @Msavity]

I want cinnamon buns

[marisa @Msavity]

I'm not that fashionable but definitely know that the whole "side ponytail" hasn't been in style since the 3rd grade

[marisa @Msavity]

Just got weirdly tight with the cable guy #embraceyourworkers

[marisa @Msavity]

@phoebeperelman this is so dangerous