Opening Twitter immediately after waking up to check the state of the world is basically our generation’s version of our grandfathers reading the newspaper every morning.
NOW HAPPENING: March and March march attendees have doubled from yesterday’s march in Pretoria with Ambhinca from hostels around the city of Johannesburg joining in numbers as the march progresses.
Dear South-africans, Help us Find Mazwi Kubheka. He's allegedly been kidnapped by Pakistanis because he refused to close his tuckshop. Let's help the family. Cyril Ramaphosa and Cachalia won't say anything because he's not a FOREIGNER!
Women are out here sharing live locations, checking the backseats of cars, and holding their hands over their drinks. Men are doing 3 hour podcasts about how unfair it is that we don't smile at them. The disconnect is fatal.
@danielholkss If life worked backwards…
You’d start old and wise. Retire on day one. Get younger, healthier, and hotter every year. Party through kindergarten. Become a baby. Float in luxury for 9 months with free room service,
and leave the world in an orgasm.
Perfect cycle.