SpЯuss ™

I don’t give a fuck about how you feel, I’m just tryna laugh

[SpЯuss ™ @MssLRssL]

World Champs 2023
@nuggets

[dilemma @actuallyimthe]

Argentina just beat Spain at the 2026 World Cup final, 3-2.

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Ochocinco breaking down the athletic failures of a 65 year old man who was trucked by a bison. No other website like it

[SethOfficial @UTD_Seth001]

🚨Lionel Scaloni on Lionel Messi after Argentina’s comeback against Egypt:

🗣️ Reporter: “Scaloni, people always say this team is trying to win the World Cup for Messi. Do you feel that pressure?”

🗣️ Lionel Scaloni:

“I actually think people have it the wrong way around.

Today, it looked like Leo was trying to win it for all of us.

We were two goals behind. The game was slipping away. He never complained, never pointed fingers. He simply asked for the ball.

He created our first goal.

Then he scored the equaliser.

That is what leaders do.

After the final whistle, I saw something people rarely see. Leo was emotional. Not because he had scored, but because he genuinely carries the responsibility of this team on his shoulders. Sometimes I think he worries more about letting his teammates down than any of us worry about letting him down.

That’s why this dressing room respects him so much.

People admire Lionel Messi because of the goals and the trophies.

We admire him because, even after everything he has achieved, he still feels responsible for every player wearing the Argentina shirt.

[ESPN @espn]

Legendary.

📸: Elsa/Getty Images

[Dax McCarty @DaxMcCarty11]

Feast your eyes on not just the goal of this World Cup, but one of the best goals in World Cup history. Consider the stakes, the moment, the technique. Are you kidding me?!? 🇨🇻

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

sucks ass, should be a skull with knives behind it so the aliens know what the fuck is up

[House of Lowlights @HouseLowlights]

Shai flopped on every single shot attempt.

[Brooklyn Guy @BrooklynGuyNBA]

A reação do Wemby aqui diz tudo

Você é incrível Victor, mas na sua frente está o pivô mais genial da história

Não é fácil enfrentar um dos 10 jogadores de basquete mais talentosos de todos os tempos

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

A 7th American soldier is now dead.

But don’t worry, Donald Trump is golfing.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

As US troops deploy to the Middle East.

As gas prices spike.

As 92,000 jobs vanish in a single month.

As scores of children die in elementary schools.

As acid rain falls over Tehran.

As Switzerland breaks 200 years of neutrality to call it a war crime.

As Iran announces a new Supreme Leader.

As the Epstein files stay buried.

Donald Trump is playing golf.

At his own resort.

With his billionaire friends.

This is the man who said he’d lower your cost of living on day one.

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

Getting news of US deaths from Rio de Janiero because US state media is straight up lying to us

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

The “Kamala will send your sons to war” crowd lookin particularly stupid as fuck at the moment tbh

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

You sniveling fucking losers appointed a supermajority in the supreme court and are still calling them lawless foreign assets. Anyone still falling for this shit is lobotomized

[Gattsu 🇬🇪 @GattsuYT]

When the revolution is successful and I’m put in charge of what to do to people who post split pictures

[reyna cervantes @Jfcdoomblade]

“You’re gonna punch me?”
“Yeah”
“Then you’re gonna in trouble for that”
“Okay”

Followed by this frame is one of the hardest things I’ve seen on the internet this week.

[Jerome Adams @JeromeAdamsMD]

Today’s American History Lesson: Puerto Rico has been part of the U.S. since 1898, and Puerto Ricans have been U.S. citizens since 1917 🇵🇷 🇺🇸

We’ve cheered many non-Americans at the #SuperBowl. Bad Bunny isn’t one of them.
🏈 🎤

[Scully @isthatscully]

Zohran, you have to stop. Your policies are too tough. Your swag too different. Your wife is too bad. They’ll kill you, Zohran Mamdani.

[Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin]

Well, would you look at that