Shayna ✨

Live loudly and controversially.

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and it begins.

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"@Drake is the Ross Geller of rap."

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"You don't realize the true value of things until they're gone."

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It's Shay now.

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It's important to try to get to know your loved one's music tastes. How else will you know what to play in their inevitable life- in- photo montage? (Like.. when they're "no longer with Here") Always think ahead. 💭

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I hear they stream our best and worst episodes after we die.

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" How can anyone ever feel lonely if they have a mustache? It's like a hug for your lip."

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Hate speech against pencils is erasist and I'll graphite you on that.

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I romanticize my past because delusion is better than cringe.

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My boyfriend "bro"ed me for the first time last night. Honestly, that shit is Right up there with "ily" to me. 🤷🏽‍♀️#bro #bruh #bretheren

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We all saw what happened to Heath Ledger's mental state after taking on the role of The Joker. That being said, #EvanPeters , Are you ok? Like, really. #DahmerNetflix

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*talking about The Map from Dora the Explorer* Alex: "And that's when I started hating men."

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Wishing #PeteDavidson had socials, cuz I'd be sliding in his DMs hard AF rn. @machinegunkelly put in a good word for a fellow Ohioan 🤙🏼

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@ColinKmetz I'm sorry for your loss. 💔

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I'm not fully convinced I'm living Real Life rn. #shaynafest2022 ☺️✨💅🏼🌈

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It's not even that watching this man cook turns me on... (I mean it does a little)... But it's just my sheer disbelief and gratitude that someone Wants to do this for me. My heart is swelling 💗

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"I'm mad we were laughing so long, my ice cream melted." - @Lixndsey

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She says "Let me know when!" like an Olive Garden employee grating cheese.

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@MotionCityMusic KILLED at @HOBCleveland last night!! 🤟🏼 First time venturing to a show solo and the vibes were ✨perfect ✨.

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Just toasted to drinking on an empty stomach. #Weddingthings

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"Where's Jessica McCartney?"- @AmandaHolzman @JessieHolzman