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carve my tweets into my grave

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Why'd they have to go and put the word feminist on underwear?

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@MssrAntiChrist fate

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Trying to get ahold of my sanity while drafting and redrafting my master works only to die and have it published by my daft mother

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Sexts from bae

[David Watt @davewattrules]

"Hey dude you should check out my ba-"

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Nic and I went to the #KahindeVMOA exhibit two days in a row

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Stay with the partner who takes notes on your early morning social discourse #bless

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At the dinner table with two native Australians, a lawyer, and a public policy graduate and brexit is brought up #politelyexcusedmyself

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I wonder if this man's friends can tell that I'm looking at him like he's dinner after 40 days and 40 nights

[Foxing @Foxing]

On tour overseas, wifi is scarce, and new Beyoncé just dropped from the heavens.

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Coming @ u corporate via restaurant group text

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And on the day "post modern sleep paralysis" was penned, the human race went too far

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I ain't nothin but a gorehound

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Rats and roommates with gold teeth

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@greener_joe you better!!!

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Just kicked a guy out for masturbating in my restaurant

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@greener_joe miss u man

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@aLeeoone Damn dude.

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@Coheed slayed me tonight