Matt Steele

Bartender

[Ryan Shead @RyanShead]

Am I wrong?

[Matt Steele @Msteele85]

@daveatherton Should pull yourself up by your boot straps and stop asking for handouts.

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of an Espresso Martini and Uncrustable

[Matt Steele @Msteele85]

@GregAbbott_TX Should try working on that electric grid that keeps going out eh?

[bert kreischer @bertkreischer]

Here is the fall I was talking about on 2Bears today with @tomsegura - I’m giving this to the internet - have fun w/ it!!!

I’ll be reposting funny remixes on insta all day!

[Queef Richards @iBrettmypants]

Sent my kids off to school today. Told ‘em, when the shooting starts, crawl up inside your teacher’s pussy. You’ll be safe in there. It’s the only place we’ll protect you.

[Matt Steele @Msteele85]

@elonmusk @Avon_122 Lol you’re dumb.

[Matt Steele @Msteele85]

Bahahaha ha https://t.co/n4ZEe0m440

[steve suckington @SteveSuckington]

My sex life is like a 1997 Honda Civic. I had one briefly in 2009. I got it on Craigslist for $250

[Sam Stein @samstein]

Seriously though, there has to be more to do as president than going on twitter and venting every morning.

[Skinnie Talls @SkinnieTalls]

Your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this gang apart.

[Matt Steele @Msteele85]

Says who? https://t.co/RvIabeCjfA

[Matt Steele @Msteele85]

@JayBeaVee Chips and Queso on the way!

[NBA on ESPN @ESPNNBA]

IT4 went for the block 😂

[Kyle @KEthePE]

Usually the 4-year term ages the PRESIDENT considerably, not the public.

[🐾🐾🌈 Kat 🐾🐾🌈 @tassletie]

Someone said you should put perfume everywhere you want to be kissed. No one told me how bad it would burn.

[Jesse Tyler Ferguson (he/him/his) @jessetyler]

"He started it." -me at age 8 & our president elect.

[Matt Steele @Msteele85]

@KrisTuhFurr what is this?!? They almost lost? https://t.co/h9SXHHzS0I

[NFL @NFL]

FINAL: @Steelers win in OT! #HereWeGo

#CLEvsPIT

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Liquor before beer, you're in the clear. Beer before liquor, you'll be ok don't be a little bitch