Master Shardlake

Serjeant-at-Law

[Master Shardlake @MstrShardlake]

Taken from my best side. I fear a view from any other angle would just give me the hump. #NationalSelfieDay

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@Ty_Dyfrdwy Rubbish - she loves a good gobble.

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@MartinSLewis @lawlesstiger_RH @realDonaldTrump You missed off "Couldn't give a fuck"

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#JaydaFransenTits #JaydaFransenFacts She's had more pricks than a second hand dartboard. Hardly surprising with those fantastic tits of hers.

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@AmarAvfc Uncanny! I think about Jayda Fransen wanking to the thought of Katie Hopkins when I'm having a wank.

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#JaydaFransenFacts Jayda Fransen has really nice tits! Which I'm sure her soon-to-be cellmate will no doubt enjoy.

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#JaydaFransenFacts Jayda Fransen is living proof that anal sex can get a woman pregnant.