Msurper Mswenko

I'm a promoter

[𖤐 @vapefuls]

bro’s the da vinki of the ocean

[zay @heisnothuncho]

World Cup is on and niggas tweeting about Jonasi.

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

imagine looking back one day and realizing you were brave enough to chase the life you truly wanted and it worked

[Bigpearl @pearlcardii]

PERFECT CASTS FOR KUNGFU PANDA
WHAT DO YOU THINK ?

[KING CHIDI @guzu_p]

You’re not rich, so why do you want to marry a rich man? You’re setting standards you can’t meet yourself.

[Deefada13 @Haqani_Rsa]

Morgan mohlala from limpopo cars collection 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Nutty Memani @Zamagebe_21175]

“Client”😭😭😭😭😭

[hot like piss🌱 @rockybiiitch]

First base: raw sex
Second base: telling you about my mental illness
Third base: a kiss in public
Fourth base: introducing you to my friends

[awe @Gabii_awee]

Life is so incredibly unpredictable. You might have a terrible year from January to June only to have your life dramatically change by July and end up having the best year of your life. I need that.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

the difference between flirting and harassment is your financial condition

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

People who have access to you have no idea how unreachable you are to everyone else, until they become everyone else.

[27. @dimvji]

you need a sense of humour to get through this crazy world

[MORAL Authority @lavidaNOTA]

You owe it to yourself to find a girlfriend that doesn’t vape…

[Merkel🫧🩺 @merkelisart]

I hate that society has convinced me that replying to a text too fast makes me look obsessed. Like damn, I just happened to be holding my phone 😭

[Wesile Snipes @__sugarvenom]

Watched a video explaining the function of the dome shaped roofs. I’m angry all over again.

[ૐ @BirkinAura]

the sun doesn’t apologize for shining, neither will i

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

FUCK THE SYSTEM