Mthandazo Mthabhaix

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CFC🟦

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

How to smash different types of women:

Fat women — take them out to eat, they love food

Bad bitches — take them on a vacation, they love to "travel" but broke

9 to 5 bitches — give them transport to work, you'll fxck in the car

Straight up hoes — just pay, these one are straightforward

Hoodrats — buy some Brutal Fruit/Ice Tropez/Savannah & shisha/hooker

Instagram/Tik Tok bitches — book a BnB with a pool, so she can twerk in her swimwear

Bougie bitches — flex some money (even if it's not yours)

Single moms — buy a lil something for her kid(s)

Graduate bitches — get them flowers, they think of themselves as sophisticated/classy

Gym bitches — buy some supplements for her workouts

[JT ane Ma1🚶🏻‍♂️‍➡️ @Voltz_JT]

@holytenzw Hamukwanise kungoita life yenyu here bamdiki

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

If you need peace of mind at your work place..

Never entertain work politics. divisions or take sides…

Just Go to work, do your job.. then go home!!

And do it again tomorrow🤧

[VigieThaLastBorn @__Vigie]

These are my best 3 Twitter content creators
1 Controlla
2 Makd
3 Chris Excel
Matweets evanhu ava anondigura 😂🙌🏼

[OB @CFC_OBED]

Chelsea fans have been coking lately 🤣

A thread of some of the tweets made by Chelsea fans in recent days

[Therapist🎶 @R_peels]

Truth is i like Young Gemini new music ,That latest project she dropped is beautiful music ,Why would I hate on the first female emcee to actually connect to the girl child ,never .

[Therapist🎶 @R_peels]

Big Mhofu 🙏🏿♾

[Therapist🎶 @R_peels]

IRumba Dziye ,let’s show them what Hiphop is .

[Mthandazo Mthabhaix @Mthabha9]

@BabereManCity Shepherd 🤣

[Mthandazo Mthabhaix @Mthabha9]

@kynashmapurisa Bulawayo centre

[Every Movie Plug @everymovieplug]

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl was released 21 years ago today.

[Mthandazo Mthabhaix @Mthabha9]

@dadyjaay Reynolds

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

Women are having sex with a physically challenged man to scam him money

And no one saying anything about it..

[Mthandazo Mthabhaix @Mthabha9]

@sam_dzivah Voltz
tgonzi
Rpeels
saintfloew
Bing4

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

Thiago Silva played with Mbappe, Neymar, Ronaldinho, Seedorf & Ibrahimovic but won the UCL with Timo Werner.

It’s a Chelsea thing 😂

[Mthandazo Mthabhaix @Mthabha9]

@InfinityBars99 😂😂

[🌸CharnyChanero❤ @CharnelKeisha]

Vana vemazuvano avangambozive kuti chinhu ichi chii because nesu hatitozivewo nanhasi 🤣😂🤣😂

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

Gcinile: My parents raised a Queen 😌

The Queen:

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

We wake up. We eat heavy meal and drink 3 cans of mofaya to have energy to hate the whole day ..📍