The richest people on Earth have convinced millions of broke assholes that the greatest threat to their prosperity is someone even poorer getting a free lunch.
Last week the voters sent a loud and clear message: we cannot return to business as usual in Washington.
We need to meet the moment with a bold agenda to deliver for working people.
That is why I am running for Senate Majority Leader.
Men’s wandering dicks crash economies and their fragile egos start wars, but somehow women are still “too emotional” to lead. The irony is fucking hilarious.
I don’t know why religious people pretend to hate Halloween so much. It’s fun to dress up and pretend to be someone else. Hell, they do it every Sunday.