MTM Pitner

An aspiring author ascending away from apathy and anguish

[MTM Pitner @MtmPitner]

-My Zombie Girlfriend Only Eats Tofu-
A ton of witty fun?✔️
#LGBT themes/characters?✔️
A diorama of Highschool drama?✔️
Shady corpos doing shady corpo things?✔️
Cute zombie girls who’re more thot than rot?✔️
A love story that puts the romance back into necromancy?✔️✔️
#Questpit

[MTM Pitner @MtmPitner]

Marilynn of Mayflower
Inspired by the Redwall series, it deals less with traveling and feasts to focus on amazing aerial action like in How to Train Your Dragon.
🐭Brave Mice
🐍Evil snakes
🐦Loyal Sparrows
🦇Vampiric bats
⚔️One heroic adventure.
#Questpit #MG #F #Q

[Max is ✨querying✨ @mtaylorauthor]

HEARTLESS HUNTER x WHERE THE DARK STANDS STILL

She’s the last Dryad. His family steals Dryad magic.

She must save her realm. He must save his father.

They both need one thing.

No one wins with a heart on the line

#questpit #Q #YA #F

[Brynna W. Wiley (is juggling too much) @Brynna_W_Wiley]

An #agentsguide to FRAGMENTS!

When a woman haunted by a past she cannot recall is caught by the most brutal of humankind, she must put her trust in the very man hunting her or be returned to those she fears most.

#QuestPit #Q #A #DS #SF

[Judith L Webster is ✨Agented✨ @JudithLWebster]

In Cardonia destiny is dealt w/the pull of a card from the Deck of Fates. When Elara draws the Joker—a card that shouldn't exist—she must unlock her powers or lose her head but her only hope lies w/the Prince whose charm hides a rebellion to shatter the kingdom #Questpit #Q #A #F

[Angie ✨is querying AON✨ @angie3tomatoes]

An #agentsguide for AON
When Tayah sees the Obsidian Hart, her fate unravels. Now she must uncover Ravensford’s forgotten history—before she’s the next to disappear
🖤Gothic Fantasy + Feminism
🏠Sentient House
❤️‍🔥Slow-burn Romance
✨Art as Magic

#QuestPit #AF #R

[MTM Pitner @MtmPitner]

#Questpit #Q #MG #F
Redwall X How To Train Your Dragon
When her home is destroyed and her father slain by the forces of Kaizer, King of the Cobras, a young noblemouse seeks to join the Royal Sky Force with her best friend (a sparrow both brave and true) to free their valley.

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#Questpit #Q #YA #PR #R
Warm BodiesXStranger Things
Zombies. Ravenous. Relentless. Cute? When geeky teen Blaire stumbles upon Integra, a super-cutie-undead-beauty, she must keep her new zom-bae safe from a shadowy organization and all the horrors of simply surviving high school.

[MTM Pitner @MtmPitner]

@alliewr1tes Sure!

[MTM Pitner @MtmPitner]

Made a BlueSky to hopefully have more reach during pitching events! follow me if you want, hopefully I'll be posting more.
@mtmpitner.bsky.social

[MTM Pitner @MtmPitner]

@alliewr1tes Better late than never lol

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@AuthorLuluAlba Would love that🙂

[MTM Pitner @MtmPitner]

#PitDark #YA #PR #DC
My Zombie Girlfriend Only Eats Tofu is a manga-inspired YA Paranormal Romcom in the vein of Warm Bodies X Stranger Things, with a determined protagonist, colorful side characters, LGBTQ+ themes, and a love story that puts the romance back into necromancy

[MTM Pitner @MtmPitner]

#YA #PR #DC #PitDark
My Zombie Girlfriend Only Eats Tofu
The First Three sentences:
Blaire never thought she would be killed by a zombie. Sure, a premature death could come from anywhere. A broken ladder, heart disease, or some bad sushi. But not a death this ridiculous.

[MTM Pitner @MtmPitner]

#YA #PR #DC #PitDark
My Zombie Girlfriend Only Eats Tofu
A nerdy, endearing protagonist?✅
A powerful, shadowy organization?✅
A ditzy zombie-girl love interest whose more THOT than rot?✅
A conspiracy-minded aunt, hacker cousin, and other quirky characters?✅
Tons of Puns?✅✅

[MTM Pitner @MtmPitner]

@melodywanders Sure!

[Andrea Knepper is AGENTED & prepping for SUB!🤩 @andrea_knepper]

16 yo twins Esther & Eve should be at prom, not battling zombies and kidnapping robots. But after Eve meets a handsome stranger, she’s abducted. To rescue her, Esther must put her grudge against her sis aside before Eve becomes a murderous cyborg. #PitDark #YA #DS #SF 
Pitch🧵

[MTM Pitner @MtmPitner]

#PitDark #YA #PR #DC
Warm BodiesXStranger Things
One is a transfer student with a speech impediment, the other a ditzy zombified genetic experiment. With help from her hacker cousin and annoying brother, can Blaire save her zom-bae from a shadowy organization hunting her?

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@authornickbetts Sure, I would love a boost🙂

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@mina_middy Would love some😄