Matt

Random. Semi-anonymous. Pointless murmurings.

[Matt @Mttplx]

@Eskom_SA

I applied for an account to an existing house on the 4th November.
3 weeks later nothing.
I’ve used all 4 numbers for escalation and nobody does anything to help.
Can I please pay you for your services!?!

[Matt @Mttplx]

@chace_face Arrived home on time: +1 stars
Didn’t get murdered: +4 stars

[Matt @Mttplx]

@supersonicfibre yo.
Been on the phone with your call centre for 3 hours today.
Nobody can help, WhatsApp line is beyond poor. Is there another way to resolve an issue?

[Matt @Mttplx]

@nathanwpyle Do committee next!

[Matt @Mttplx]

@dom_lucre Sources:

Trust me bro.

[Matt @Mttplx]

@Travesty_Kruger Man up bru.

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@PaulGustav @JohanndeLange5 @MissB20_10 @helenzille Please show us your research so can no longer be misinformed.

[Matt @Mttplx]

@aaronbergcomedy “Look son, if your whole body is big, your mouth might seem average sized”

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@IsolaOro @girtbysea @Joanne1_5 @Suzieq0473 @AusThinkingGirl I saw a study showing you were a spider / pig / human hybrid.

It’s conclusively proved. If you had done your research (it’s widely known) you’d know about it.

[Matt @Mttplx]

@IsolaOro @girtbysea @Joanne1_5 @Suzieq0473 @AusThinkingGirl Please send your studies abs statistics so we can be educated.

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@Travesty_Kruger @G_Skev “On field decision is a try, but let’s go back to when he was in Grade 3, did he look at his classmates geography test?”

Ok. No try.

[Matt @Mttplx]

@HugoboyT @ReaganMorgan69 @anthony_naidoo Don’t try reason. This is a sock puppet account.

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@CloudJKay @eustentia @Zwelinzima1 A couple of billion is closer.

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@megan_knipe @RedpathHeila Please link your real science. I

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@kim63486634 @MagnusHeystek Viruses don’t care about how healthy you are.

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@vincentperryjr1 @JeffreyHallett @CheRa96004388 @BTCJSON1 @Lukewearechange https://t.co/hFfyXahnmw

😐

[Matt @Mttplx]

@poormanscaviar Don’t steep it in boiling water.
The gross taste is from too high temperatures.

[Matt @Mttplx]

@dricusduplessis Does that mean your original fight is back on or a new opponent?

[Matt @Mttplx]

@BrentLindeque @granddaddyhotel @maddog_sa @allcapetown @CityofCT @CapeTown @lovecapetown Snap!
We head down to CT tomorrow night too!