The New Dealer

Half unconscious from the pain

[The New Dealer @Mtwice2nice]

You drop the E-String,
They drop the G-String

[The New Dealer @Mtwice2nice]

If it were socially acceptable I would wear grey sweatpants with no underwear everywhere every day

[The New Dealer @Mtwice2nice]

@SportsCenter make it more obvious Disney owns you lmao

[The New Dealer @Mtwice2nice]

@SportsCenter start over

[The New Dealer @Mtwice2nice]

@SportsCenter WEAKEST TOP TEN EVER ARE YOU JOKING👽🙌🏻??!?! #wtfwasthat

[The New Dealer @Mtwice2nice]

I’m the happiest I have been in a very long time. Thanks for checking in. 👍🏻

[The New Dealer @Mtwice2nice]

@BenSimmons25 is an actual clown 🤡

[The New Dealer @Mtwice2nice]

I got a Nintendo Switch and my life has improved

[The New Dealer @Mtwice2nice]

Sup Twitter been a minute

[The New Dealer @Mtwice2nice]

@FullFrontalSamB @tbs live crowd or cancel this show

[The New Dealer @Mtwice2nice]

@Tiredwhiteguy Wild cuz I’m at otts with you rn 😵

[ya boi @Tiredwhiteguy]

Being in delran again is fun because you can
A.) go to Otts
B.) get a boost
Or
C.) literally nothing else

[The New Dealer @Mtwice2nice]

Updated my Tinder hmu

[Kraft Sauces @Kraft_Sauces]

Why wouldn’t you eat a mayo this velvety smooth?
⚪️ I prefer my sandwiches to be choking hazards.
⚪️ Making a sandwich should be a struggle.
⚪️ It makes me miss my childhood.
🔘 I’m a hater

[The New Dealer @Mtwice2nice]

Boot and Rally

[The New Dealer @Mtwice2nice]

Root Beer would be so much better if it had caffeine in it

[Stacey Abrams @staceyabrams]

The evidence of our eyes met at last by accountability in the eyes of justice.

#DerekChauvinTrial

[The New Dealer @Mtwice2nice]

I have PTSD from #TrillerFightClub

[The New Dealer @Mtwice2nice]

#TrillerFightClub was some organized chaos