virgin garfield | Chad Odie

For a terrible, timeless moment we forgot the past, in which we had been stupid, and the future, when we would be dead.

[virgin garfield | Chad Odie @MuMD0G]

Just put it in my veins.

[God Hurricane “JOG” @snubpollard]

Turning to the person seated next to me for Cats and making like I’m going to whisper, but then shouting, “WHEN’S THE CRUCIFIXION?”

[Mike Recine @mikerecine]

Had a bowl of lentils for dinner tonight. Wish I could eat like that all the time. Maybe if I were a young single man. And I lived in the woods. Perhaps in a state like Utah. Just me, my trans lover, my rifles and my bowl of lentils.

[Baudrillard Forever @GroovySciFi]

Kebab guy actually does care about me. One time my gf got a kebab with her coworker and bossman informed me of the incident

[virgin garfield | Chad Odie @MuMD0G]

@klew24 Legit one of the top five best hours of comedy ever made

[virgin garfield | Chad Odie @MuMD0G]

@Popsiclette @yujionthatbeat He didn't lose his family he left them popsiclette. And im not saying it's a good look, but he's gonna be fine

[Little Bubby Child @lilbubbychild]

This will clear ur chalkras

[virgin garfield | Chad Odie @MuMD0G]

@dreeves @LeighGiangreco Agreed. I just think it can't be ad-hoc like every city does it and once there is a viable route it has to be enforced.

[virgin garfield | Chad Odie @MuMD0G]

Hahaha, called me a fascist, blocked me and figured they'd get reported for the reply. Delusional shit here. THAT is just good politics folks

[virgin garfield | Chad Odie @MuMD0G]

@ctizzie @yewwblowmymindd @kenklippenstein You are the perfect throwback poster: wokescold politics, 20 posts a day, zero engagement. It's like 2014 all over again

[virgin garfield | Chad Odie @MuMD0G]

@dreeves @LeighGiangreco Sorry my next tweet didn't send. I said that though it is the case that bike riders get it worse, many people jump to defend them when it often isn't clear what exactly happened, or they were clearly in the wrong/not aware/made a shit decision.

[virgin garfield | Chad Odie @MuMD0G]

@ctizzie @yewwblowmymindd @kenklippenstein You are the perfect throwback poster: wokescold politics, 20 posts a day, zero engagement. It's like 2014 all over again

[syrian princess اشلي @LupeVirgilMom]

by thomas wykes. had me crying laughing

[virgin garfield | Chad Odie @MuMD0G]

@CapnDaiquiri @EvolIsLosingIt @nizelix Incredible

[virgin garfield | Chad Odie @MuMD0G]

@WinfordBradRuth Ah yes the community hub of Chicago, turned an entire neighborhood into a walkable Nashville Applebee's. Truly inspiring!

[virgin garfield | Chad Odie @MuMD0G]

@FellaHrx69 Gazing over a literal swamp Jesus Christ they are just dunking on us

[virgin garfield | Chad Odie @MuMD0G]

@LeighGiangreco 3. Accidents with bikes and cars are always going to end worse for the bike rider. Often, a driver could have done something better. Cops always side with the driver which is bullshit as well, but riding a bike is dangerous on a trail, it's dozens of time worse on a street.

[virgin garfield | Chad Odie @MuMD0G]

@LeighGiangreco 2. The vast majority of people who ride bikes are on divvy/scooter bullshit and have zero etiquette or self awareness about riding. They make all of the complaints from careful bike commuters moot because most folks only see and interact with the rental buffoons

[ray @royThomes19]

Being single in Chicago in the loop during commuter hours is basically just psychosis. Too many fine people here