Diego von Burguer🧜🏻‍♂️

All that is now.
All that is gone.
All that's to come.
and everything under the sun is in tune
but the sun is eclipsed by the moon.

[Diego von Burguer🧜🏻‍♂️ @MuadDieg]

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[Tulkas🧉🦖 @oTulkas]

No futuro, vou ter que explicar pros meus filhos que a gente conseguia comprar hardware e ter em casa algo chamado "PC" pra jogar games, mas aí a elite de virgens supremos da humanidade começou a gerar vídeos de namoradas falsas, tudo se tornou caríssimo e agora não temos água.

[QuoProQuid @TNOQuoProQuid]

it's perfect as a shocking end-of-season finale moment that then permanently fucks you because all the useful and interesting characters are gone and there's no way for a tv show to reasonably depict the chaos that would emerge from killing the pope and entire aristocracy

[Diego von Burguer🧜🏻‍♂️ @MuadDieg]

@itamarbengvir

[Alex_politics @comuflauta]

El rapero de La Revuelta 😭😭😭😭😭, sois unos terroristas de la información.

[Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz]

@marklevinshow Oh no! What part of Israel were the Israeli soldiers in when this completely unprovoked attack occurred?

[Gator @Gator_sijail]

Extremoduro es mierda y suena como la mierda

[Diego von Burguer🧜🏻‍♂️ @MuadDieg]

@itamarbengvir Peter Griffin.

[jelinaangel @jelinaangelll]

Hamzah Saadah and Bassem Youssef catch an IDF soldier sniffing cocaine, while they have a discussion as to why #Israel is a racist, apartheid state.

😂 it really shows the “dead shit” mentality of these creatures in the IDF.

[Seb @sebastian_trifa]

@maiamindel "If you go to war with Iran, you will destroy a great empire"

[Tripalosky @elacerjoker]

No estaba preparado para escuchar a Antonio Esquivias como Donald Trump junto a Luis Reina como Barack Obama en el doblaje de Baki-Dou. Menuda combinación xD

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

yes and i am right.

[Diego von Burguer🧜🏻‍♂️ @MuadDieg]

@asterios Sidious had 0 armies.

[Maia @maiamindel]

the oracle of delphi:

[Dioni, vuestro amigo.🇪🇺 @CeodeDionis]

Desde que se creó Alemania se pasaron todo el tiempo intentando destruir Europa y cuando por fin se les paró los pies tras dos guerras mundiales se han pasado 80 años lamiendo las botas de quien quiere destruir Europa.

Puro amor al juego, que condena de nación.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I’m constantly astonished that billionaires would rather ignore the climate crisis and prepare to live in a bunker with dvds and baked beans than devote a modicum of their bottomless wealth to saving the planet where we have fresh fruit and soft grass and blue skies.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

On camera, Don Jr. pulls out a little baggie with white powder at his father's birthday party.

[borat alemdar @alemdarborat]

Dünyanın en komik videosu

[Diego von Burguer🧜🏻‍♂️ @MuadDieg]

Una tarde llevo viendo always sunny y ya es mi cosa favorita del mundo.

[Diego von Burguer🧜🏻‍♂️ @MuadDieg]

@Aca_Vengo @ddddduuuuuuuuuu Eres tontisimo