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[Paul @Muad_drip]

Need to hit it big

Soon

[2K TANYA ☆ @2ktanyaa]

i’m being so serious there’s going to be a professional picture of me and my future family in a chelsea kit hanging in the living room

[Miilato @miiilato]

since the girl I want doesn't want me,
the girl who wants me won't get me either.
we all gonna suffer

[433 @433]

Norway's World Cup team photo goes 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐃 🥶🇳🇴

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

7 DAYS UNTIL THE WORLD CUP KICKS OFF 🍿🍿🍿

[✒️ @Literariium]

no more "in my humble opinion", from now on it's "from my grandiose and objectively correct deductions".

[Avant Gardeners’ World @HeavyMogger]

It’s annoying how the first response to an erectile dysfunction is “it must be porn addiction” actually it’s because I don’t love you and you’ll never be her

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Good morning @DONJAZZY

Months ago, you gave a young man 20M naira to disburse laptops. He didn't, nor has he provided accountability for that money, which is public funds.

That's the subpoint of this tweet.

The main point is that, he stands to implicate you in the future.

What you may or may not know is:

The young man solicited sensitive data like NIN from thousands of potential beneficiaries he lured under an application system trap - for laptops he didn't disburse. Members of his committee too have, consequently, been public touted as fraudulent.

Hundreds of crimes are committed monthly with NIN. Should one of the unsuspecting applicants have their data used in a crime in the future, one can make a case that you funded him to fish private data from the unsuspecting public.

A case can concurrently be made that it is impossible for you not to know his application request system or possible distribution apparatus before dumping 20M before him.

Ideally, you should demand that he publicly accounts for the money - and should you decide to prepare a legal contingency, that's entirely your prerogative. For posterity sake, I have just executed my duty as Twitter's unappointed class captain.

They will not turn your good into evil inside your hand o.

[pudgy_gremlin😇 @heavenlyf33t]

The woman I married

-told me “we are together now” when we started dating
-asked “are you going to kiss me or what?”
-told me to get a job, buy a ring, and propose
-looks me dead in the face and requests “a hot beef injection” to initiate

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

This lady in Walmart just told her daughter "you campaigning for a real good ass whooping and you about to win the election"

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

the guilt of being the son who loves his family but breathes easier when he's far away

[superdad @udysznx]

i just dey bed dey regret many things wey i don do for this life.
and i go still do more o.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Can’t Tame Us. 🦁

The 2026/27 Chelsea home kit is here. Created with @NikeFootball.

There’s a Lion in all of us. Fearless. Relentless. Impossible to control.

Available now in-store and online.

#CantTameUs

[Nearhan @Nearhanuddin]

“I wish I was Wasian” ok wish granted you are now Polish-Bangladeshi

[cee @1ovesickkk]

im kinda concerned that im gonna feel like this for the rest of my life

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Your @FIFAWorldCup Blues. 💙

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you, [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you, [looking at myself] it's over.

[BUNDA HASHIRA🥷🏽💕 @cindythehashira]

tried to shoot on the streets of lagos today and egbon adugbo is telling me @burnaboy gave them $18k (25,020,000) sometime in January and @burnaboy i need you to know you’re part of the issues we have in this country cause them no gree collect my fifteen thousand hard earned naira, later you’ll carry you mic and sing about this country.

and @jidesanwoolu are you aware that to even take pictures or videos WITH MY PHONE at Freedom park i have to pay 40,000 nigerian naira for 10mins!!? what nonsense???????! why’re you the governor if you can’t completely obliterate the atrocities happening in your state????!

CAUSE TELL ME WHY TF A YOUNG CREATIVE CANT EVEN DO SHIT IN LAGOS?? 30 seconds cover wey i wan shoot for that matter.

@jidesanwoolu gather your street boys and give them an association, or pack them to sambisa forest to fight the war against insecurity cause you’re draining the life of the people and youths in this country, we NO LONGER HAVE ANY FREEDOM! and one day when i see you i’ll speak my mind.