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[Abuja President ⚖️ @AbujaPresident]

PMS ₦1400, Kerosene ₦4k, Gas ₦2000, Cement ₦12k. inflation 19%, No Security, No Light, No Money.

What On Earth Are You Defending?

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

“We’re tired, we’re no longer scar£d of you, it will n0t be w£ll with you, your son Seyi is going to Ojude Oba while our own children is suff£ring inside bush”

Aggr!eved Mother rain very heavy cur s£s on T!nubu this morning while prot£st!ng 🙆🏼‍♂️💔

[Media Darling E$q. @BigBadReni]

My problem is that I love foolish jokes like this 😭

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

Women don’t understand nothing they do wrong until you do it back to them.

[Wini✨ @winiwinzz]

“You’re going to get us killed…or worse, expelled”
Peak literature🙂‍↕️

[Vsk @TheVsk_]

*message sent 8 hours ago*

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[jebill• @jebillll]

me in the exam hall hall wondering which question they're answering with the compass

[Pixar @Pixar]

Showtime❗️
#Incredibles3 is coming to theaters June 16, 2028

[Rick and Morty @RickandMorty]

New Rick and Morty when? May 24th

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I didn’t know book’s dedication can be this funny. 😂😂

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Pixar sequels in the works:

• Toy Story 5 - 2026
• Incredibles 3 - 2028
• Coco 2 - 2029
• Monsters Inc. 3 - TBA

[Ferdinand @Ferdinand4l]

She like “I ain’t this Asian” 😂

[BIG Dee 𓅓 @deezannee]

My Cana just tell me something now
If heaven na safe space why angels dey carry sword

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

God in his infinite mercy, will take you 🙏🏾

[Asanwa.sol @Chizitere_xyz]

When i see tweets like this, i always laugh because a whole lot of you are very ignorant about how the system works.

Let me school you on the reality of that "14-Day of no men" fantasy.

You think if men disappeared for two weeks, you’d finally 'breathe'?Lol. You are imagining a world where everything still works, lights, water, internet, just without the men. But you're forgetting that these things are controlled, managed, and built by mostly men.

Now allow me school you on what would happen if men disappeared for 2 weeks.

Day 1-3: The Supply Chain Snaps
Do you know that over 90% of truck drivers and logistics crews are men?
Cities only hold about 3 days' worth of fresh food.
The moment the 18-wheelers stop moving, panic buying starts and before 3 days, existing stocks are cleared and by Day 3, you aren't 'walking peacefully at 3 AM' because you'll be too busy guarding your pantry because there is no food coming to restock the store.

Day 4-7: The "Scent" of Sisterhood
Do you know who manages the sewage treatment plants and garbage dumps?
Without active crews to clear blockages and manage waste pressure, the systems back up.
Trash piles up on the streets. Toilets stop flushing. The 'fresh air' you wanted to breathe now smells like shit and rotting garbage. Hygiene diseases begin to spread.

Day 8-10: The Lights (and The Internet) Die
The Power Grid does not work on girl power. it requires constant, active load balancing by engineers in control rooms.
When those men vanish, safety systems trip. Blackout.
No AC. No refrigeration for your spoiling food. No internet to tweet about your freedom.

Day 14: The "Protection" You Forgot
You asked, 'Protect us from who?'
Protect you from Entropy.
If a fire starts in your apartment complex, who is manning the heavy rig to put it out?

The truth is the world will go into chaos without the other gender and
Civilization is a Maintenance Project.
You are safe to fantasize about a soft life only because invisible men are doing the dirty, dangerous, and exhausting work to keep the lights on.
A world without men is a world not worth living

[• @yducknow]

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[TENIOLA @Teeniiola]

I didn’t see it coming 😂😂

[Eso-b @esosaleonard]

So why dont they wait for the man to ask them for money before asking?

[Beth♥️ @queenbeth____]

Please help repost this guys, this girl is too young for something like this to happen to her in Nigeria. She might not be related to you, but for the sake of God, please repost.

[Dr. Olawale Ogunlana @doctorwalesmd]

Update: Please we are still looking for Emmanuel. If this message gets to your timeline, please help us repost so we can find him.