Mel

your run of the mill liberal idiot bitch

[sucks @powerbottomdad1]

they should make an ozempic that stops you from going on your phone

[Mel @Mubbbz]

@NoahKahan Please read ACOTAR series 📕📗📘📙

[Mel @Mubbbz]

@NoahKahan Meet me at exit 9 off 89 (best place in the world) and we will drive thru the McDonald’s and sit in the parking w our fries and talk this out

[Mel @Mubbbz]

My new favorite pastime is watching Rory get humbled in season 4 of Gilmore girls

[Mel @Mubbbz]

@itsassbitch Thank you for sharing 🤍 proud of you for fighting

[Heather Gardner @heathergtv]

Sorry Republicans…

No more football for you.

[ashley (taylor’s version) ⁷ 🌿 @inklings_press]

@NoahKahan noah bb i cannot live in a world where i’m reminded that i’m older than you plz don’t

[Mel @Mubbbz]

@gracecamille_ Susie our farm dog

[Kara Goucher @karagoucher]

Really upsetting to see this today. I cannot imagine this happening- yet it did. A day of celebration and joy tainted by this. What are we doing? Running community- we preach inclusivity but we have a long way to go. This is not ok.

[Mel @Mubbbz]

@NoahKahan where we going out in Austin tonight my vt brother ???

[Mel @Mubbbz]

@NoahKahan Can we talk about the McDonald’s at exit 9

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Manically replying to everyone’s IG stories like I haven’t completely lost touch with them is my favorite Saturday morning activity

[Mel @Mubbbz]

All my friends are gonna be in hell that’s where I’d want to be anyway

[Mel @Mubbbz]

Did anyones mom ever NOT overcook the chicken to a rubbery pulp

[bobby @bobby]

when you're on vacation and you come back from the beach with a slight sunburn like you feel it but it doesn't hurt really and you shower and get dressed up "vacation formal" so you can go out to a kind of good but not amazing italian restaurant. that's a top 10 human experience.

[Mel @Mubbbz]

We as a society have reached a point where I no longer want a stranger to take my pic for me. That’s weird. Let me live with my selfie and move on I like this aesthetic more anyway

[Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues]

Adulthood is mostly Googling symptoms, clearing notifications, and hurrying to get somewhere you don't want to go in the first place.

[Mel @Mubbbz]

This was legal?

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

By the time you’re in your late 20’s you should have:

1. An air fryer
2. A Caffeine dependency
3. An SSRI
4. Reverted back to everything you loved aged 13-17 as a coping mechanism

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Do I need a Xanax, another cat or a lobotomy