SoMuchMomming

I’m a mom. I’m a hoot. Trying to figure out how not to end up on the news...

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I’m not hungry, can I have my ice cream now?

[MumInBits @MumInBits]

So to sum up I mustn’t give my 4yo food she says she wants, food I think she wants, food she used to want, food she likes, food she doesn’t like or food she possibly could like at some point in the future

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Did you know that you can mix parmesan cheese with silken tofu and then put it on pasta and your 3yo can’t tell the difference? #Protein #LifeHack #Parenting101

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In her defense, I did leave a loophole for her to exploit.

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Me to 3yo: “no ma’am! Do not bury yourself in the sand!” (This was at a playground that also had a sand volleyball court.)

3yo to her new friend: “You bury me in the sand! I can’t do it!”

Me to 3yo, now laughing hysterically: “Also do not ask your friend to bury you!”
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Apparently the sound was her moving a large number of big Legos in the bathtub.

As you do...

[SoMuchMomming @MuchMomming]

*hears loud clanging sound upstairs while I’m cooking*
Me: WHAT WAS THAT NOISE??
Her: oh nothing...
Me (walking): What are you doing up there?
Her: oh I’m just playin’
Me (finally seeing her): Why are you naked?
Her: Because my robot parts needed to be washed.
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[SoMuchMomming @MuchMomming]

Who eats musubi with chopsticks? My 3yo of course! Today is the day she got actual bites of her rice and seaweed.

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3yo is having a tea party outside with Sir. She came inside to get something and we heard her singing. She made up a tea party version of Jingle Bells.

“...oh what fun in a tea cup sleigh hey!”

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Strong girls, strong world. #InternationalWomensDay #WomensDayIsEveryDay

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@FoodNetwork New show idea: kids Iron Chef competition. Boom. Instant hit. My 3yo suggested it and won’t stop asking for it. Make it happen 😂

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Listening to 3yo vent about her “parenting woes” because her dolls keep making messes and that frustrates her.

Yeah. Same, kid, same.

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How 2020 is it that I needed a new mattress because my back hurts so badly and then I hurt my back trying to get the new mattress in the house? #ImOldNow

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There are peanut M&Ms in my bag of Cheezits. I can’t prove it but I suspect Mademoiselle 3yo was behind this.

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Just got my 2021 planner in the mail. Apologies if I forgot your birthday or seemed unprepared at a meeting. I’ve been winging it up until now

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Anxiety-inducing questions include “Mommy can you guess what I drew?” from your 3yo who is OBVIOUSLY proud of their artwork and all of their future hopes hang on your answer.

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That time we played hide and seek and failed to coordinate who was hiding and who was seeking.

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We clean and tidy and organize all the fricking time and yet nothing is ever clean, tidy, or organized. 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫 #MomLife

[Josh Gad @joshgad]

#RemoveTrumpNow

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I’m not very big on Twitter but I have a couple followers. If you support these traitorous insurrectionists, go ahead and and count yourself as my audience for this tweet: FUCK. YOU. If you still support Trump: FUCK YOU TOO. You disgust me.